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2024 Bunfight Poll


Enzo the Magnificent

2024 Bunfight Poll  

199 members have voted

  1. 1. 2024 GB poll. Please choose up to FIVE options.

    • It was in a book/film/song
      52
    • Project Cancelled
      54
    • South of the Rio Grande
      55
    • The Early/Late, a passage of time build
      23
    • 1946-1964 ('Baby Boomers')
      57
    • WW2 Axis & Allied Twins
      60
    • Made In Ukraine
      55
    • The Golden Age Of Transport
      57
    • Anything by Eduard
      29
    • All creatures great and small
      31
    • Dangerous machines, death traps, disasters and design flaws
      23
    • Asia
      54
    • All Things Mig
      38
    • Track Day
      48
    • Double Supersonic
      45
    • US Navy
      59
    • I'm Freezing
      31
    • What Goes Up... rotary wings
      39

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  • Poll closed on 11/14/2023 at 11:59 PM

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I’m (not sure why) reminded of my Heisenberg joke.

 

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1 hour ago, Marklo said:

Heisenberg is driving down the autobahn and is stopped by the police.

 

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7 hours ago, trickyrich said:

Did you hear the police found a misspelled message written in blood? Yeah, they suspect it was a type-o.

 

I took my ailing Iguana to the vet recently, and she prescribed him Viagra. Apparently, it’s designed to treat a reptile dysfunction.

 

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A local bartender was working late one friday night when a patron comes running through the door.

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The bartender puts out his hand and says "probably this tall"

The patron looks terribly concerned and he says "Oh no! I think I just ran over a nun!"

 

 

Why do the Norwegians paint bar codes on the side of their battleships?  So when they return to port, they can Scandanavian.

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On 11/15/2022 at 10:31 PM, Enzo the Magnificent said:

Yep...   I know...   We've only just finished the Bunfight for 2023!  Now the cycle starts all over again.

 

I will add proposals to the ballot as and when they make the grade.  This thread will be locked until 1 October next year, at which time the insanity recommences again!   In the meantime you have ten months to ensure your knives are sharp!

 

 

It's 01 Oct 2023, am I the only person queuing outside the polling station? 

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