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2024 Bunfight Poll


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2024 Bunfight Poll  

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  1. 1. 2024 GB poll. Please choose up to FIVE options.

    • It was in a book/film/song
      52
    • Project Cancelled
      54
    • South of the Rio Grande
      55
    • The Early/Late, a passage of time build
      23
    • 1946-1964 ('Baby Boomers')
      57
    • WW2 Axis & Allied Twins
      60
    • Made In Ukraine
      55
    • The Golden Age Of Transport
      57
    • Anything by Eduard
      29
    • All creatures great and small
      31
    • Dangerous machines, death traps, disasters and design flaws
      23
    • Asia
      54
    • All Things Mig
      38
    • Track Day
      48
    • Double Supersonic
      45
    • US Navy
      59
    • I'm Freezing
      31
    • What Goes Up... rotary wings
      39

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  • Poll closed on 11/14/2023 at 11:59 PM

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I went shopping today but had to wait in a traffic jam as the main road through town was temporarily closed for a race.  Bizarrely, they were racing a giraffe and an ostrich!   I saw part of the race which was quite spectacular 'cos they can really move.   I don't know who won though.   The last I saw of them, they were neck and neck.

 

 

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After my experience today, I've been reading up on giraffes.  They are really fascinating creatures as well as very beautiful.  Some of them can grow up to eighteen feet although the vast majority of them only have four.

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1 hour ago, Torbjorn said:

When they run out of terrible jokes.

 

That'll never happen!!!!  🤣

 

How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together.

 

Which knight invented King Arthur's Round Table?

Sir Cumference.

 

What's the easiest way to make a glow worm happy?

Cut off its tail—it'll be delighted!

 

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.

 

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

"Aye, matey!"

 

What did the the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two!

 

How many ears does Spock have?
Three. The left ear, the right ear, and the final front-ear!

 

A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender says, “Sorry we don’t serve food here.”

 

I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.”

I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”

 

What’s the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?
One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

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2 hours ago, Torbjorn said:

When they run out of terrible jokes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1st Nov, I think.

Terrible jokes? No such thing. 
 

Chuck Norris breathes air ... five times a day.

 

When God said, “Let there be light!” Chuck Norris said, “Say Please.”

 

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

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My mate Mick says that there is no such thing as bad music.  There is just music that you don't like.

 

I used to think that was true.  But then I heard Ed Sheeran...

 

Apparenly Ed Sheeran earned £25.6 million last year.   If that's true, how can he not afford to buy a comb? 

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How do you describe a redhead with bad teeth?
Gingervitus

 

How do you tell whether you’ve satisfied a redhead?
She unlocks the handcuffs.

 

What is the proper way for a redhead to shave their pubic hair?
Gingerly.

 

What do you call a redhead who is sandwiched between two blondes?
An interpreter.

 

What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbreadmon.

 

What do you call ginger with asthma?
A Wheez-ly.

 

What do you call fat ginger?
Fed Sheeran!

 

What makes a terrorist different from a redhead?
You may negotiate with a terrorist.

 

What’s the difference between a ginger and a vampire?
One is a pale blood-sucking creature that avoids the sun the other is a vampire.

 

A ginger man finds a magic lamp and when he rubs it the genie pops out.
The genie says, “What do you want?”
The ginger says, “I want a huge mansion with a hundred rooms and 20 floors all made of pure gold.”

The genie looks and says,” Don’t be an idiot! Do you have any idea how much gold that would take? That’s impossible, pick something else.”
So the ginger finally decides and says,“ I want everyone to stop making fun of my hair color.”
The genie says,“ So this mansion you want suite bathrooms?”

 

A stunning young redhead walks into the doctor’s office, complaining that her body hurt everywhere she touched it.
The doctor exclaims, “Impossible!” “Prove it to me.”
The redhead pressed her finger against her left breast and screamed, then pressed her elbow and screamed even louder.

She cried when she pushed her knee and screamed as she pushed her ankle.

She screamed everything she touched.
“You’re not actually a redhead, are you?” remarked the doctor.”
“Well, no,” she replied, “I’m a blonde.”
“I assumed so,” the doctor replied. “Your finger has been broken.”

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20 hours ago, John Masters said:

When does the poll open?  

When @trickyrichhas got the spreadsheet of slaughter sorted 😋

20 hours ago, Torbjorn said:

When they run out of terrible jokes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1st Nov, I think.

Then we move onto hot tubs and budgie smugglers 🫣. Or was that only last year 😬

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16 hours ago, psdavidson said:

Now that we have self-driving cars, how long will it take for someone to write a country song about a guy who's truck has left him

They'll probably just edit the lyrics of "Lucille". It'd go "you picked a fine time to leave me, my wheels".

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5 hours ago, Roland Pulfrew said:

A Scotsman, Welshman and an Irishman walk into a bar.  There’s usually an Englishman with them, but he’s still in France 🏉 !

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well at least until next weekend. 😳

 

Too soon?

 

 

That's enough for my favourite (and only) budgie smugglers picture

Faf.jpg 

 

What is the Harry formerly known as Prince looking at🫣?

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17 hours ago, Mjwomack said:

That's enough for my favourite (and only) budgie smugglers picture

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

 

I found that I have been happier since I changed from coffee in the morning to orange juice. My doctor explained that it's the Vitamin C and natural sugars but I really think it's the Vodka.

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