2024 Bunfight Poll

[Enzo the Magnificent]

2 minutes ago, Hockeyboy76 said:

It’s only the beginning, just wait till @modelling minion & @JOCKNEY join in 

 

It's going to be a long nine weeks...

[Hockeyboy76]

3 minutes ago, Enzo the Magnificent said:

 

It's going to be a long nine weeks...

It’s ok, I got plenty left

 

What do you call a hippie's wife?

Mississippi.

[Enzo the Magnificent]

2 minutes ago, Hockeyboy76 said:

It’s ok, I got plenty left

 

 

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em 

 

Q:  How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

 

A:  Put it in the oven untl its bill withers...

 

I particularly love this joke because it depends on an apostrophe.   

 

 

[theplasticsurgeon]

8 hours ago, Enzo the Magnificent said:

I particularly love this joke because it depends on an apostrophe.   

The apostrophe can make all the difference - between

Knowing you're sh*t,

and Knowing your sh*t.

[Hockeyboy76]

Did you hear the rumour about butter?
 

Well, I'm not going to spread it.

[modelling minion]

There are three types of people in this world.

Those who can count and those who can't.

 

🇺🇦

[modelling minion]

Why do you never see pigs hiding in trees?

Because they're very good at it.

 

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[Hockeyboy76]

Nice to see you here at last @modelling minion

 

What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One’s pretty heavy and the other’s a little lighter.

[modelling minion]

38 minutes ago, Hockeyboy76 said:

Nice to see you here at last

Fashionably late my friend.😁

 

I went to a wedding where 2 satellite dishes got married.

The ceremony wasn't great but the reception was amazing!

 

🇺🇦

[Hockeyboy76]

Still no sign of our Budgie Smuggler wearing, Resin sniffing, Guardian of the fiddled spreadsheets @trickyrich yet……

 

An oldie, but favourite from Bunfights of old

 

A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie was everywhere.

 

[Enzo the Magnificent]

There are 10 types of people in this world.

 

Those who understand binary and those who don't.

[psdavidson]

There are two types of people in this world

1. those who can extrapolate missing data

[Hockeyboy76]

A termite walks into a bar and says, "So, is the bar tender here?"

[Hockeyboy76]

What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A Maybe.

[psdavidson]

I got a buzz from that one

[ArnoldAmbrose]

A bee found it's way into William Shakespear's room and was buzzing at the window trying to find it's way out again. But William due to being drunk wasn't sure if it was two bee or not two bee.

 

Sorry, I'll get my coat.       Regards, Jeff.

[Ray S]

I don't know, two pages in and no photographs of hot tubs...

 

Ray

[Enzo the Magnificent]

57 minutes ago, Ray S said:

I don't know, two pages in and no photographs of hot tubs...

 

 

Just be thankful for small mercies...

[Mjwomack]

1 hour ago, Ray S said:

I don't know, two pages in and no photographs of hot tubs...

 

Ray

It's still warming up in oh so many ways 

[Hockeyboy76]

8 hours ago, Ray S said:

I don't know, two pages in and no photographs of hot tubs...

 

Ray

You can do anything you want in international waters. That's why I filled my hot tub with international waters.

[gingerbob]

On 9/15/2023 at 7:45 AM, psdavidson said:

The Police came round last night and told me...

 

It must have been a Sting operation.

[CliffB]

I met a microbiologist the other day.

He was larger than I expected.

[vppelt68]

This is not a joke, but something classic from our kids' English classes: Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watches which Swatch watch?

[Hockeyboy76]

13 hours ago, CliffB said:

I met a microbiologist the other day.

He was larger than I expected.

Well played Sir, 

 

My dad is a Microbiologist and this just makes me giggle

 

I now identify as invisible Although I was born visible, I am now transparent. My pronouns are who/where 

 

[Enzo the Magnificent]

A neutron walks into a bar and asks "How much for a pint of beer?"

 

The barman replies "For you, no charge."