Hockeyboy76
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I bumped into Bonnie Tyler in town. “Shall we go for a coffee ?” “Yes, sounds good!” “Ok then, Starbucks ?” “No” “Costa ?” “No!!! I think she was holding out for a Nero
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My friend Joe recently went on the ‘Dolly Parton diet.’ It really made Joe lean
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I’m fed up with my mates, three times now they’ve agreed to go to a Whitesnake gig with me & then not showed up. Here I go again on my own!
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Elton John has bought his pet rabbit a treadmill. It’s a little fit bunny
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No-one seems to kidnap cheesy 90s pop groups anymore I’ve taken Steps to rectify this
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I saw Sinead O’Connor in a birdwatching hide, & asked her what kind of activity she’d seen She replied “It’s been seven owls and fifteen jays”
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We need to get the King of 144 @nimrod54 to rally the troops.
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Neil Diamond makes the same healthy smoothie every morning… Swede, carrots, lime…
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People thought that Tina Turner had moved into my spare room last weekend, but she was simply the guest
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I asked the children at school what they knew about the astronomer Galileo… According to one lad….. ‘He was just a poor boy from a poor family’
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What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi.
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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car
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I have many jokes about unemployed people – sadly none of them work
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A new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It's true. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey
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My wife says she wants another baby. I'm so glad because I also really don't like the first one.
