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2024 Bunfight Poll


Enzo the Magnificent

2024 Bunfight Poll  

199 members have voted

  1. 1. 2024 GB poll. Please choose up to FIVE options.

    • It was in a book/film/song
      52
    • Project Cancelled
      54
    • South of the Rio Grande
      55
    • The Early/Late, a passage of time build
      23
    • 1946-1964 ('Baby Boomers')
      57
    • WW2 Axis & Allied Twins
      60
    • Made In Ukraine
      55
    • The Golden Age Of Transport
      57
    • Anything by Eduard
      29
    • All creatures great and small
      31
    • Dangerous machines, death traps, disasters and design flaws
      23
    • Asia
      54
    • All Things Mig
      38
    • Track Day
      48
    • Double Supersonic
      45
    • US Navy
      59
    • I'm Freezing
      31
    • What Goes Up... rotary wings
      39

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  • Poll closed on 11/14/2023 at 11:59 PM

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Hey girl, is your atomic number 11?

Because you’re sodium fine.

 

I told a dark joke to an atom today, but it didn’t really find it funny.

Turns out it was no laughing matter.

 

What do you get if you eat a bomb?

Atomic ache.

 

What do you call a ring of iron atoms?

A ferrous wheel.

 

Two atoms walk into a bar.

One says to the other, “Dang, I left my electrons in the car.”

The other replies, “Are you sure?”

“Yeah, I’m positive.”

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Richard Feynman, Albert Einstein and Erwin Schrödinger walk into a bar.

 

Feynman says, “It appears we're inside a joke.”

 

Einstein replies, “But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously.”

 

To which Schrödinger says, “If someone's looking in the window, I'm leaving!"

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Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar.

Batman.

 

Scientists record the sound of two helium atoms laughing.

HeHe.

 

Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about Helium? 
He just couldn't put it down.

 

Why didn't the physics and biology teachers get along?

They had no chemistry.

 

What do you call a dinosaur magician?

A dino-sorcerer

 

What do you call a dinosaur who is good with words?

A thesaurus!

 

What kind of dinosaur will you always find at the rodeo?

A bronco-saurus!

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Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock? 
 It's a little meteor.

 

Why doesn't the photon have any luggage? 
He's traveling light. 

 

If H2O is the formula for water, then what is the formula for ice? 
 H2O cubed.

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What fruit contains barium and double sodium?

BaNaNa.

 

Why did the two red blood cells break up? 
Their romance was all in vein. 
 

Why do you go to jail for throwing sodium chloride at somebody?
It's a salt.

 

What is a nuclear physicist's favourite food?
Fission chips.

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On 21/09/2023 at 20:18, Enzo the Magnificent said:

The barman says "Hello Mr Electron.  The usual?"

A positron walks into a bar.

 

On 25/09/2023 at 20:04, Angus Tura said:

The barman said, "we don't serve your sort here".

A tachyon walked into a bar.

 

 

Two jokes whch seem similar but are in fact totally different.

 

When plotted on a Feynman diagram, a positron behaves exacty like an electron which moves backwards in time.

 

A tachyon is a hypothetical particle which cannot travel more slowly than the speed of light.  Such a particle would not move backwards in time but would break causality.

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4 hours ago, Enzo the Magnificent said:

A tachyon is a hypothetical particle which cannot travel more slowly than the speed of light.  Such a particle would not move backwards in time but would break causality.

 

Never mind that metaphysical stuff@Enzo the Magnificent. A much more important question is, "if the early/late GB gets through the bunfight, will you make it an extended gb because we'll need two models?"

 

Whats the difference between Bahrain and Abu Dhabi? 

People in Bahrain don't like the flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi do.

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8 hours ago, Angus Tura said:

A much more important question is, "if the early/late GB gets through the bunfight, will you make it an extended gb because we'll need two models?"

 

 

My first reaction would be to say no.  I think a standard GB is more than enough time to build two or more models.  My record for a GB is eight!

 

However I realise that not everyone is as obsessed as I am, so it is worth considering when we see how the bunfight pans out.   Let's jump off this brdge when we come to it.

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@Enzo the Magnificent said “Let's jump off this bridge when we come to it.” (I added this missing i for you dude)

 

I say…….

A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building...

He yells "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

 

A suicidal geologist says "I'm going to jump off this cliff"

I said "Don't listen to him, it's a bluff"

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8 hours ago, Enzo the Magnificent said:

 

That's not metaphysics.  It's physics.  :bleh: 

 

You are not wrong. Apologies.

 

I'm impressed with your build rate. I usually DNF. Have pity, Enzo.

 

A professor of classics went to the tailor and showed the tailor a hole in his trousers.

The tailor said, "Euripides?"

The professor replied, "Eumenides?"

 

Alan

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