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2024 Bunfight Poll


Enzo the Magnificent

2024 Bunfight Poll  

199 members have voted

  1. 1. 2024 GB poll. Please choose up to FIVE options.

    • It was in a book/film/song
      52
    • Project Cancelled
      54
    • South of the Rio Grande
      55
    • The Early/Late, a passage of time build
      23
    • 1946-1964 ('Baby Boomers')
      57
    • WW2 Axis & Allied Twins
      60
    • Made In Ukraine
      55
    • The Golden Age Of Transport
      57
    • Anything by Eduard
      29
    • All creatures great and small
      31
    • Dangerous machines, death traps, disasters and design flaws
      23
    • Asia
      54
    • All Things Mig
      38
    • Track Day
      48
    • Double Supersonic
      45
    • US Navy
      59
    • I'm Freezing
      31
    • What Goes Up... rotary wings
      39

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  • Poll closed on 11/14/2023 at 11:59 PM

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1 hour ago, theplasticsurgeon said:

It's 01 Oct 2023, am I the only person queuing outside the polling station? 

 

My apologies.   I meant 1 November.    There is still another month for lobbying.   The poll will run 1-14 November.

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1 hour ago, Enzo the Magnificent said:

 

My apologies.   I meant 1 November.    There is still another month for lobbying.   The poll will run 1-14 November.

 

I wondered. That did seem early.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!

 

“Queue” sounds like “q” followed by 4 silent letters, but…

They’re just waiting their turn.

 

They say us british people like to join queues

We don’t and i will be first in line to tell you that

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A queue of souls are in the next world, awaiting to be sorted.

A man comes to an angel. The angel asks:
Have you been married?
Yes, I was.
Very well, here is your pass to Heaven.
The man right after him steps forward. The angel:
Have you been married?
Yes, twice.
Here is your pass to Hell.
What? But... That guy...
Listen, pal, Heaven is for martyrs, not for idiots.

 

 

Mr Darcy, Victor Frankenstein, and Gandalf where standing in a queue, waiting to get into a club, when ...

... an ampersand walks past them, nods to the bouncer, and is let in immediately.  
Mr Darcy scoffs and turns to his companions.  
"He must be some kind of special character."

 

What do you call the queue to a boxing match?

The punchline!

 

I got in line to watch Oppenheimer around lunchtime, but I realized it was three hours long and I was starving.

So I went to the Barbie queue instead.

 

I was in the petrol station queue and there was a bloke in front of me his right arm was browner than the other...

He saw me looking, so I nodded to his arm and asked if he was a taxi driver.  
He replied, "No. I'm a vet."

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Where do bad rainbows go?
To prism. It’s a light sentence, but it gives them time to reflect.


Apparently this weekend there will be constant rane, hale, gails, drissle, thundre, litnin, heracans, tawnaydoes and frizzing colde.
In other words, a really bad spell of wether.

 

 

I have started investing in stocks like chicken, vegetable, and beef.  One day I hope to be a bouillionaire.

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I was in the queue at the airport and the lady at check-in said "There is a four hour delay"

I asked "Why's that?"

"The pilot heard a funny noise from the engine..And it will take us four hours to find a pilot who can't hear it" she said

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A guy goes to the post office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?”

He replies, “Yes, caffeine. I can’t drink coffee.”
“Have you ever served in the military?”
“Yes.” he says. “I was in Iraq for two years.”
The interviewer says, “That will give you five extra points towards employment.” Then he asks, “Are you disabled in any way?”
The guy says, “Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both of my testicles.”
The interviewer grimaces and then says, “Okay. You are a disabled veteran; you’ve got enough points for me to hire you right now.”
“Our normal hours are from 8:00 AM to 4:00 PM. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 AM, plan on starting at 10:00 AM every day.”
The guy is puzzled and asks, “If the work hours are from 8:00 AM to 4:00 PM, why don’t you want me here until 10:00 AM?”

“This is a government job,” the interviewer says. “For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that.”

 

I wrote a joke about how crappy the post office is and mailed it to my dad.

He didn't get it.

 

I was at the Post Office....

When I saw a blonde woman shouting into an envelope.
I asked, "what are you doing ??"
The blonde replied, "Sending a voice mail"....

 

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. 

They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish.

The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home.

The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family.

The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."

 

Two blondes fell down a hole.

One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?"

The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."

 

There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette.

They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die.

No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off."

The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping.

Problem solved.

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What do you call a women with one leg shorter than the other ?

Eileen!

 

What do you call a women with both legs the same length ?

Noleen !

 

What do you call a man with a rabbit down his trousers ?

Warren !

 

 

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