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  1. Loving your work dude, but I feel I must take issue with just one small thing, The cutting up of Warsteiner decals…. Absolutely shocking and a terrible crime to Wobbly. Im following this build very closely now and in no way making any notes or copying your homework.
  2. I had planned to build a 1/35 M3 halftrack, but have decided to go with this instead a huge 1/144 halftrack.
  3. I would just like to say,This had nothing to do with @nimrod54 or myself…….. Or did it? I suppose a thank you is in order for our budgie smuggling wearer, the queen of resin and spreadsheets @trickyrich for all his…….. efforts in this year’s bunfight. Thanks to @Enzo the Magnificent for keeping us roughly in check. Adam & Eve were the first ones to ignore the Apple terms and conditions.
  4. You submit your vote and our glorious leader @trickyrich fiddles the polls to suit his hourly whims.
  5. I can’t help it, I like telling dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs.
  6. Two crows were flying along slowly minding their own business enjoying the scenery, when all of a sudden out of the blue a Super Hornet goes screaming past, barely missing the now somersaulting, and wildly flapping crows. "Oh my God!" exclaims one crow in surprise. "He was sure moving!" The other crow replies: "I reckon you would be too if you had two backsides and both of them were alight!"
  7. I voted and found some more “scrap” that was bunged on my trailer
  8. How do you like your eggs in the morning? Sunny side down? or right side up? More eggy delights in the gallery.
  9. Time to add a little egg-stacy Hasegawa Egg-38, painted with Tamiya and Halfords rattle cans. And the added resin cockpit to keep @trickyrich happy
  10. What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel. Why do bicycles fall over? Because they are two-tired! Why do dragons sleep during the day? So they can fight knights! Why was the broom late? It over swept!
  11. For Sale Spare votes First come first served, unless I get a better offer!
  12. Ooooo it’s hotting up here. Only one thing left to say I fear my last words will be ‘‘hold my beer and watch this.’’
  13. Beer is made from hops. Hops is a plant. Beer=salad. Spilling a beer is the adult equivalent of losing a balloon.
  14. I was out for a curry the other night, and I ordered my naan bread. I don’t know why, she doesn’t even like it. I was in a restaurant at a raucous curry night, some people started throwing rice and a pilau fight ensued. What’s Abba’s favourite meal? Chicken Tikka.
  15. I do love a good bun fight, it’s the best place to learn things you never knew you needed to know! For example @modelling minion “I can't understand the lack of attention Pat's wife's Growler gets” or knowing that there’s and awful lot of wrinkley modellers in Nuneaton sharing a jacuzzi powered by Gerbil farts including @Dansk with some random lady who will be your “wife” for a cheeky bottle of fizz. @JOCKNEY feeling left out has had to repurpose his only empty whiskey barrel into his own jacuzzi, mind you it’s more likely an ice bath and was last heard singing “roll out the barrel” Poor @nimrod54 is in a state over the Go large or go home GB, I mean for someone who builds almost exclusively in 1/144, then 1/72 is large scale. @trickyrich is in spreadsheet heaven & would be even happier if the rest of us just agreed with him. As a wise person once said “as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns—the ones we don't know we don't know.”
  16. What Christmas song do they play at the mental hospital? Do you see what I see? What is a dog’s favourite song? Chasing Cars. I opened the fridge today and the milk was singing a Michael Jackson song I think it’s Bad
  17. Bee Gees songs are useful for first aid. Do chest compressions to the rhythm of Staying Alive. If the CPR fails, it’s time to sing For Whom The Bell Tolls.
  18. My wife... its difficult to say what she does... she sells seashells on the seashore.
  19. Why does it take a pirate so long to learn the alphabet? - Because he spends years at C
  20. What is a carnivore's favorite Elvis song? Love Meat Tender What is a cheese's favourite Elton John song? I'm Stilton standing! That "Born to Be Wild" song is actually pretty scary. Especially the part where they find a head out on the highway.
  21. Don’t encourage him dude! He’s bad enough without alcohol. Although my plan to distract @trickyrich is working already, he’s used one of my jokes from last year, The urge to sing the lion sleeps tonight. Always makes me chuckle. A circus performer named Brian Once smiled as he rode on a lion. They came back from the ride, But with Brian inside, And the smile on the face of the lion.
  22. Where does Phil Collins record his songs The stu-stu-studio My wife asked me to name Meatloaf’s top 3 songs… I named “Paradise by the Dashboard Light” and “I’d do anything for love”… but then couldn’t come up with another one. But hey, two out of three ain’t bad.
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