bootneck Posted February 19, 2022 Author Share Posted February 19, 2022 Why is that question being asked in this thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heather Kay Posted February 20, 2022 Share Posted February 20, 2022 Why do I suddenly have a craving to build a complicated model warship? I don’t build ships. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bootneck Posted February 20, 2022 Author Share Posted February 20, 2022 Why have I converted from building complicated model ships to 1:35 vehicles and motorcycles? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Army_Air_Force Posted February 20, 2022 Share Posted February 20, 2022 Why does a non-stick surface stick to a frying pan? 🙂 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackroadkill Posted February 20, 2022 Share Posted February 20, 2022 5 hours ago, Beermonster1958 said: Try asking for a triple fried egg butty with chili sauce and chutney! The choice of champions! My brother makes the best version of that butty known to man. In the early 1990's it was christened the "H Custom Bap" and has gone by that name ever since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seahawk Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 Why do repeats of Taggart include trailers for…. repeats of Taggart? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrahamS Posted February 23, 2022 Share Posted February 23, 2022 On 2/17/2022 at 10:24 PM, GrahamS said: Why, and when, did Kiev become Kyiv? 🤷🏼♂️ Graham Seems the Daily Fail reads this topic: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10542683/Why-Kyiv-instead-Kiev.html Graham Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoppy Posted February 24, 2022 Share Posted February 24, 2022 Why do fish finger sandwiches now need 5 fingers instead of the regulation 4 of yesterday, to cover the bread slice ? 🐠🐟🐟🐠 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One 48 Posted February 24, 2022 Share Posted February 24, 2022 Why cant we all just get along, and I don't mean on here, shocking news this morning but not entirely unexpected Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul J Posted February 24, 2022 Share Posted February 24, 2022 On 02/12/2021 at 19:25, Circloy said: Why do cats lick them of course the latin alphabet begs 2 questions: X. Y? Y Z? Dogs lick themselves too,and humans after! Why? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogsbody Posted February 24, 2022 Share Posted February 24, 2022 11 hours ago, Paul J said: Dogs lick themselves too,and humans after! Why? As in my post on the second page: Why will an old dog lay in the sun and lick his genitals? Because he can. Chris 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrahamS Posted February 25, 2022 Share Posted February 25, 2022 19 hours ago, dogsbody said: As in my post on the second page: Why will an old dog lay in the sun and lick his genitals? Because he can. Chris That reminds me of the Jasper Carrott sketch where he very nervously met his girlfriend’s parents for the first time. The girlfriend’s dog was doing just that and Jasper said “I wish I could do that”. To which the father replied “Give him a biscuit and he’ll let you.” Graham 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrahamS Posted February 25, 2022 Share Posted February 25, 2022 What is it with the trend in new and refurbished properties to have the kitchen, dining room and lounge all in the same room? What with my cooking skills and the wife being Thai (chicken feet…. 🤮🤮🤮) I’d prefer to have a kitchen at the bottom of someone else’s garden. Why not go the whole hog and have the loo next to the telly? Graham 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bootneck Posted February 25, 2022 Author Share Posted February 25, 2022 9 minutes ago, GrahamS said: Why not go the whole hog and have the loo next to the telly? Like this? Mike 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mick b Posted February 25, 2022 Share Posted February 25, 2022 Why are razor blades so expensive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Army_Air_Force Posted February 25, 2022 Share Posted February 25, 2022 2 hours ago, mick b said: Why are razor blades so expensive? 🙂 If razors with five blades are so good at cutting, why doesn't my lawn mower have five blades!? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mick b Posted February 25, 2022 Share Posted February 25, 2022 (edited) Why can’t the HMRC get my tax code right each year despite little or no change in my income without me having to phone them up to talk to some newly employed student to talk through his algorithm? Edited February 25, 2022 by mick b 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAF4EVER Posted February 25, 2022 Share Posted February 25, 2022 7 hours ago, bootneck said: Like this? Mike Where did you find this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bootneck Posted February 25, 2022 Author Share Posted February 25, 2022 Just googled Fosters adverts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Knight Posted February 27, 2022 Share Posted February 27, 2022 Why is it a fly can find a 3mm diameter hole to get into my flat but can't find a 3ft x 1.5ft open window to go out again? 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Knight Posted March 1, 2022 Share Posted March 1, 2022 Why is it that when I'm on the internet browsing, visiting BM et cetera I only get about 3 spam emails per 24 hours but when I go away for a couple of days I find about 50 spam emails in the spam box when I get back? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vince1159 Posted March 6, 2022 Share Posted March 6, 2022 Why is it that the first sign of a daffodil and a bit of sunshine out come the lawnmowers and strimmers on a sunday... 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete in Lincs Posted March 6, 2022 Share Posted March 6, 2022 It's an excuse for 80% of British males to get out of the house and into the shed for a couple of hours after a Winter spent captive inside. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete in Lincs Posted March 6, 2022 Share Posted March 6, 2022 Here's another one. A TV adverts mini rant (again). There used to be something called 'Target Audience', No longer it seems. It;s Sunday evening. The Vicar of Dibley is on Gold. A VW advert comes on. The musical theme is Rap. No idea what the car was. Now, How many people who actually like Rap will be watching this programme at this time. How many rap enthusiasts can afford this car? So, expensive advert, resulting in how many actual sales I wonder. Oh, and the next advert was for Kellogs. Apparently they make Breakfast cereal. Who knew. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Knight Posted March 11, 2022 Share Posted March 11, 2022 Why has my computer started, within the last week, to close window tabs at random? Just one or two every few hours. Its bloomin annoying! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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