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Thats just about how I did the one for my kit
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A woman goes into sports equipment shop to buy a birthday present for her son, a fishing rod and reel. She does not know which one to purchase, so she just randomly takes one and starts toward the checkout. Behind the counter is a clerk wearing sunglasses. She says to him, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me about this rod and reel? The clerk says, "Lady, I'm totally blind, but if you drop it on the counter, I can tell you what it is by the sound." Suspicious but curious, she drops the rod and reel onto the counter. He blurts out without hesitation, "That's a 6-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-pound test line. It's a good all-purpose setup, and it's on offer this week for just £20." Amazed, she exclaims, “That’s incredible! I’ll take it.” As she opens her purse to retrieve her credit card, it slips from her fingers and lands on the floor. The clerk immediately remarks, “Oh, that sounds like a MasterCard.” She reaches down to pick it up and, in so doing, lets out a little fart. Truly mortified at first, she quickly reassures herself that, after all, the clerk is blind, so what does that have to do with anything? There is no way he could tell it was her. The man wraps up her purchase and says, "That'll be £31.50, please." Confused, she asks, "Wait, didn't you say the rod and reel were £20? How did we get to £31.50? He replies calmly, "Yes, ma'am. The rod and reel cost £20 and the Duck Call is £11,50" Without another word she pays and rushes out of the store.
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Quick build Before you go any further; don't forget the nose weight. It needs a lot and there's not much room to squeeze it in
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Non-UK or Eire residents need an ETA
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Do captured aeroplanes count? Some SPADs, Camels, Bristol F2B . Nieuports and others were captured by the Germans in WW1, put in German markings and used against their former owners
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Why do the police never lock their cars? Round here the car would be stolen before you could say 'you're nicked' Why do the Apaches always form a line on the nearest ridge, which just happens to be close to the cowboys? btw, Classic FM must have regional adverts; I've never heard the one mentioned for Scottish electricity
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Muscle car group build
Black Knight replied to Corsairfoxfouruncle's topic in Groupbuild Proposals 2026
I have an '85 Camaro Z28 sitting ready to build; for this? I accidentally bought two kits at SMW '23 #1 son has an '85 Camaro Z28 and he asked me to look out for a kit. I did and bought it Next day I spotted another kit and bought it as well, forgetting I'd bought one on the Saturday!- 38 replies
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So, E-Bay have now ruined their site for private sellers....
Black Knight replied to spruecutter96's topic in Chat
ebid; https://www.ebid.net/uk/buy/toys-hobbies/ I've been selling on it for 11 years -
My son bought us another Austin 7 recently. Its a 1937 Austin 7 Ruby rebodied with a Lotus 7 styled body. That black roof is steel and its meant to look like a fabric roof. It tilts up and back so you can get in & out
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Slovak 109G vrs German 109Gs during the Slovak up-rising
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I am corrected, thanks
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Ukraine and Russia have been fighting with the same MiGs afaik
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I use industrial superglue gel Has always worked for me
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I mainly use acrylic paint pens on my leatherwork and some on my models. I use ones mainly meant for dressing up car tyres. If they can stand use on tyres they certainly can stand use on my leather or models. Most points are 2mm to 4mm but I also have other pens with points of 0.8mm and 1mm On models I find the most useful are the fine points of black, white, silver, gold, red and occasionally green and brown where colour matching is not needed