Plant based. Ground down bulldozers and road rollers?
I think it was a Victoria Wood sketch in which the line was, "She won't eat anything with a face." The reply was "I've got some thinly sliced ham".
I don't mind a decent veggie burger. Good texture and more enjoyable than the 'meat' equivalent from a certain fast food vendor. I've had a colon problem for years. I still eat what I like, but some things in moderation. I love sauerkraut, for instance, but it does nasty things to me!