Four from the Madding crowd

[Knevi]

of Bath's handsome palfrey

[Rob G]

for a large kebab

 

(same thing, innit?) 

[Little Timmy]

Saturated with Larks vomit

 

[bentwaters81tfw]

and marinated in piscatorial

[bootneck]

isn't that near Redditch?

[RAF4EVER]

nowhere is near Redditch

[Pete in Lincs]

And the exit's blocked

[RAF4EVER]

no way back ,than

[psdavidson]

to break the silence

[busnproplinerfan]

oops I just fluffed

[bentwaters81tfw]

did you follow through

[Rob G]

with an oily rag

[Little Timmy]

 No, ... just a  Spanner-wrench 

 

[Admiral Puff]

big hammer, cold chisel

[Brian]

Large wad of styrofoam

[Rob G]

and trifle for dessert 

[Beardie]

eaten with chop sticks

 

(Now that should be entertaining)

 

(Do Chinese people call them chop sticks? Who came up with the name? The public needs to know!)

[Admiral Puff]

through a muslin sieve

[Rob G]

to winnow out Christians

[Admiral Puff]

and other fringe dwellers

[busnproplinerfan]

bumper shinning the bus

[Tzulscha]

do the busbumpers shinn?

[Admiral Puff]

like my sister Kate

[Yorkshire man]

nothing makes any sense

[Rob G]

and it never did