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Beardie

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  1. Beardie

    FOURtitude - Now a Major Film

    for poor little buttercup
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    FOURtitude - Now a Major Film

    just like Aladdin sane
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    FOURtitude - Now a Major Film

    some mine altering rugs
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    Grump Britain.

    The coffin chasers do really tee me off........ "Is it good value?" In what universe would the folks in an advert say "No it's a total rip-off" On the subject of adverts how about Mr Phillip Schofield, apparently the new 'Parky' trying to persuade people to allow themselves to be ripped off by WeBuyAnyCar because it takes less time than trying to get what your car is actually worth. It just goes to show that so-called celebrity figures that win the trust of the public (well certain members of the public anyway), Parkinson, Vordeman, L. Kelly and Schofield, are only too willing to cash that 'cred' in for a quick buck.
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    FOURtitude - Now a Major Film

    who filled large halls (And folks say the Scots have weird taste in liking haggis! Pork scratchings are simply awful even if you disguise the flavour by flushing your mouth out with beer)
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    FOURtitude - Now a Major Film

    will kill us all (Pork scratchings are a vile creation! Tried them a couple of times and I can't see the attraction of 'food' that still has hair on and tastes like slurry)
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    FOURtitude - Now a Major Film

    and make unpleasant noises
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    FOURtitude - Now a Major Film

    when looking in mirrors (Just kidding of course)
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    Grump Britain.

    I have to say that I am not really concerned about the origins of my coffee or tea as long as it is pretty strong and has a little drop of milk in. I think I long since fried my taste buds with spicy food and tobacco and so most coffees and teas don't really taste that much different to me. There is only one coffee that I really love and I haven't had it in years but, just thinking about it, I can taste it. That coffee is 'Old Brown Java' from Thomsons of Glasgow. I used to buy the beans in five kilo bags and ground and brewed several times a day. It has the most unique flavour of any coffee I have ever drunk and was delicious either black or with a touch of milk.
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    Grump Britain.

    Shhhh! Don't mention such cheap petrol prices when there are Brits about. We equate to about $2 AUS per litre and it's only going to go up.
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    Grump Britain.

    Well I can agree with everything there except the McEwans as I don't imbibe drugs other than caffeine and nicotine. The Jockinese are indeed a very advanced race although we make sure and hide it well when visiting south of the border as we don't want to upset the neighbours or make them feel inferior and those who come north to settle are told, in no uncertain terms, not to let on when visiting their relatives in the soft south or their residency permits will be revoked. People talk about having met an alien race called the 'Nordics' but those are in fact Scots without the cloakiing devices.
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    FOURtitude - Now a Major Film

    it's a dirty bomb (Said in best Clouseau style)
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    FOURtitude - Now a Major Film

    for those spicy meatballs
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    Grump Britain.

    Indeed Richard, there is growing evidence that Neanderthal were actually a far more intelligent species than originally made out to be. There is some evidence that they devised the first ever known industrial chemical process to make a glue for their spears and, I believe, they were far from the hunched, ignorant, unpleasant creatures they are often depicted as. Both myself and the wife have at least five percent uniquely neanderthal genes and, as I mentioned elsewhere, I, personally, have the classic neanderthal physiology and I am proud of it. Neanderthal rules! Homosapiens drools
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    FOURtitude - Now a Major Film

    complete with lemon wedge
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    Grump Britain.

    That is clearly an evolving Rabbit which has become carnivorous and, with the speed of multiplication of the species we are all doomed I tells ya!
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    Nearly clear!!!!

    Hi Simon, I am really glad to hear that. The Big C is one nasty swine and I hope you steer clear of it in the future.
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