Beardie

his enemies in oil

in a huge huff

or a soggy stick

blind leading the blind

carries the fumes away

I have lost mine

it's Erwin Shrodingers cat

a very poetic departure

for the harsh words

he over-heated his spheres

The thing I find odd about adverts in recent times is the voiceovers. Why are so many things being sold to us with a thick French accent? OK a Renault, Citroen are French but why can't an advert, selling to the UK market have a nice clear concise English voiceover.

don't breathe the fumes!

for a clean getaway

in their salad days

that ain't necessarily so (The times they are going very weird)