Beardie

with bright orange accents

who would buy one?

bent out of shape

and they looked nasty

but forgot the Domestos

he returned to work

There is only one word for such people...…. Scum and they know that punishment will be minimal so they don't even care if they are caught.

place your bets please

and more pertinent to hungy sprogs. It never ceases to amaze me just how many advertisers and their clients try to invent way to be trendy and end up as complete baby feeding stations. As an example I once more give you the new 'Sixt' adverts. I really don't want to meet anyone who thinks those adverts are good or make sense.

from a tormented sole (A friend of mine used to regularly ask me "When Doc Martens die where do their soles go to?" Oddly he never succeded as a stand-up)

muttered the elephant man

getting a little behind

depends on the tip

the pick me up

granny's sore throat remedy