Tzulscha

chopping peoples heads off

Probably just as well. You don't need to have this turn into the old lady who swallowed a fly sort of thing.

the acoustics are terrible

They keep the mice out of the old stand at ease yeah?

but they sound nice

in a fetching shade

You, you and you

I suspect that they like barfing on the carpet because there is less splashback (ergh). Fortunately my house only has wood or tile on the floors. I don't dare put down the one Persian rug I have...

and Harnicke opposable thingummybobs

the Grand Fenwick market

with lashings of absinthe

You didn't say what you were painting? I have found misting water in my paint area knocks down all the dust and static just before I paint. Don't soak everything, just use a spray bottle and puff a bit of mist around.

now made in Sumatra

with the flame job (Regressed? REGRESSED?! I am still hoping, one day, to ADVANCE to a six year old mentality...)

Do these charcoal 'Bonios' work on people? I have a couple of co-workers..... Let's put it this way, have you guys heard the term "Crop- Dusting"?