Tzulscha

maybe weird cousin Igor (It's pronounced 'eye-gore' actually)

and sometimes for busboys (@Corsairfoxfouruncle I trained spiders to do ships rigging for me. Ten spiders can rig out HMS Victory in about a day. The biggest training problem I had was finding the tiny little whips...)

they're embedded in jello (Did you guys get that '60s craze where grandma or one of the aunties would mold entire salad bars into the gelatinized shape of a fish? Worse, fish molded into lime jello! Yuck)

Ya'll want fries too?

to a small capybara

to winkle out winkles

but he was busy

high temperature exhaust plume (aaand we're back on farts)

on through the ceiling

Singing 'Ich bin einerattedarseschwein' (From the opera of the same name, I'm sure we all know it.)

this is pretty bizarre

with mondo platform shoes

Then again, it might

Are barber poles eligible?

Greasy, salty and crunchy (The three main food groups! What's not to like?)