Tzulscha

someplace really, really bad

enthusiasm a bit lacking

needs more hairspray dahling

and much tooth gnashing

micromaniacs for whirled peas (hmm, does Timmy get negative penguins?)

Limpopo river elephant child (reading this back, I am confused on whether I am making a knowing reference or simply stringing together a random series of words...)

cacophony the band produces

2000mm to be precise

kids are terrific spacklers (I use the word terrific in its earlier sense. As in 'To inspire terror.' )

and sometimes bun fights (darnit, I was gonna make a marmite reference. )

I am tempted to chime in a few paragraphs of my own take on this interesting subject.* However, most of what I might say has already been said and said better, by previous posters. We are doing this weird "hobby" thing because we find it entertains us personally. *but I won't because I'm lazy.

some very old chestnuts

have nicked the dosh

and followed by regurgitation

or quite possibly fifth