FOUR richer, FOUR pourer ...

[Biggles87]

pair of dodgy glasses

[Pete in Lincs]

Said Zaphod Beeblebrox when

[John_W]

His gargle blaster spilled

[Little Timmy]

All over poor Marvin

 

 

( causing even more depression than usual  ...)

 

[busnproplinerfan]

the martian on tv

[Admiral Puff]

as opposed to reality

[Beardie]

which scares the horses

[Rob G]

like, outta their minds

 

(man) 

[Beardie]

and into someone else's

[Admiral Puff]

vegetable patch, to add

[Tzulscha]

some totally organic fertilizer

[busnproplinerfan]

which freaks out neighbors

[Little Timmy]

When source is revealed 

 

[Admiral Puff]

not to be equine

[Pete in Lincs]

So stop horsing around

[psdavidson]

hitch up your wagon

[Yorkshire man]

and head to Bognor

[Rob G]

, seat of Kings, Queens

[John_W]

Bishop to rook seven

[Biggles87]

pints of lager please

[Yorkshire man]

put in a bucket

[psdavidson]

which is pronounced "bouquet"

[Rob G]

and still smells of

[Biggles87]

mothballs, I didn’t know

 

( there’s a golden opportunity for someone )

[Tzulscha]

that moths threw parties