Four times we tried, four times we failed

[RAF4EVER]

concrete cows for one

[Admiral Puff]

way to annoy bushwalkers

[Rob G]

is clearing the bush

[Admiral Puff]

of flora and fauna

[Max Headroom]

and nature in general

 

 

@Yorkshire man five word heresy. Have a penguin of approbation 

[busnproplinerfan]

is really stinky icky

[Yorkshire man]

down in the sewers

[bentwaters81tfw]

in among the fat-bergs

[RAF4EVER]

where's the Titanic  then?

[bentwaters81tfw]

moored alongside Southend pier

[RAF4EVER]

not on Wigan Pier?

[bentwaters81tfw]

not enough deep water

[Pete in Lincs]

There's a war on

 

(They were only allowed four inches. Which raises the question, who checked? And, probably, a f'nar!)

[Bonhoff]

At least 'til teatime 

 

@Pete in Lincs - Fnarr! 

[Pete in Lincs]

When the bunfight begins

[Yorkshire man]

at the O.K. corral

[Max Headroom]

 Bun fights? Very sticky!

[bentwaters81tfw]

usually how it ends

[Yorkshire man]

with a sticky end

[RAF4EVER]

and a sticky wicket

[Yorkshire man]

just isn't cricket what !

[Admiral Puff]

passes for entertainment now

[bentwaters81tfw]

is usually puerile 💩

[Admiral Puff]

so don't watch parliament

[busnproplinerfan]

a high paid kindergarten