Four times we tried, four times we failed

[busnproplinerfan]

going to make toast

[RAF4EVER]

with beans and cheese

[Yorkshire man]

followed by windy evening

[RAF4EVER]

then the beef curry

[bentwaters81tfw]

all over the pan

[Bonhoff]

Galactic Gargle Blaster. Tripe

[bentwaters81tfw]

and onions for dinner

[Little Timmy]

Something "fluffy" for dessert 

[busnproplinerfan]

camoflauge of whipped cream

[Little Timmy]

Disguised as bunny droppings 

 

[bentwaters81tfw]

rum and raisin icecream

[Brian]

with wombat drippings sauce

[RAF4EVER]

no kangaroo vomit souffle?

[Bonhoff]

Ran out of ramekins....

[Admiral Puff]

to catch the drips

[bentwaters81tfw]

and the drop bears

[Admiral Puff]

oozlum birds, hoop snakes

[Pete in Lincs]

Cannot play Croquet, but

[Tzulscha]

flamingos and hedgehogs CAN

[Admiral Puff]

only when suitably encouraged

[Yorkshire man]

with a cattle prod

[Rob G]

and a large pavlova 

 

 

(mmmmm, pavlova...) 

[Tzulscha]

does she have big

[Little Timmy]

Tracts   of  swamp land 

[bentwaters81tfw]

and eat Polk salad?