What a difference a dry makes

[pigsty]

Game time!  Anyone who’s listened to I’m Sorry I Haven’t A Clue will know this one: add, take away or change a letter in the title of a well-known book, song, or film … and ruin it.  I’ll start us off.

• Friday I’m In Hove
• Top Gnu
• Bleak Horse

Who wants to have a go?

[psdavidson]

Star Wart

Pilates of the Caribbean

[Chimpion]

Paws

Closet Encounters of the Third Kind

 

[psdavidson]

Diet Hard

The Germinator

[bentwaters81tfw]

The Gruel Sea

Flesh Gordon

[KevinK]

1001

[Moggy]

20 minutes ago, bentwaters81tfw said:

Flesh Gordon

There's an actual movie called Flesh Gordon - an XXX-rated one including a penisaurus (!)

 

Cheers, Moggy (running for cover)

[bentwaters81tfw]

21 minutes ago, Moggy said:

There's an actual movie called Flesh Gordon - an XXX-rated one including a penisaurus (!)

 

Cheers, Moggy (running for cover)

Well done, Wilson. I wondered who would be the first to notice.

[cmatthewbacon]

35 minutes ago, bentwaters81tfw said:

Well done, Wilson. I wondered who would be the first to notice.

Or admit that they’d noticed… 😜

best,

M.

[cmatthewbacon]

The Gnus of Navarone?

Where Eagles Date

The Cattle of Britain (an everyday story of farmyard animals)

Back to the tutor

Raiders of the Lost ParK

 

best,

M.

 

[flyboy2610]

1 hour ago, Moggy said:

There's an actual movie called Flesh Gordon - an XXX-rated one including a penisaurus (!)

 

Cheers, Moggy (running for cover)

Way back when All in the Family was on TV, Archie and Edith were on a trip and stopped at a motel. Edith picked up the card letting them know what movies were available.

"Oh, look, Archie! We can watch "Goldilocks and the 3 Bears"! But look at the funny way they spelled 'bears'."

"Aw, geez, Edith! That's an adult movie!"

"Well, that's still no excuse for poor spelling."

[psdavidson]

Forrest Lump

The Man With the Golden Bun

Bunfight at the OK Corral

 

[bentwaters81tfw]

Toga Toga Toga

Schindlers Lisp

[Alex Gordon]

Duds Army

 

[Rob G]

Mud Mix

(A story about a crazy copper who's looking for the ultimate home building material, that, or what they called a popular post-apocalypse movie starring Mil Gubson in UnZud.)

 

Brazing Saddles

(A plumber fulfills his destiny as the GOAT.)

 

The Hutch Back of Notre Dame

(A man and his rabbits, set against a backdrop of religion and revolution!)

 

[Admiral Puff]

Erma (a hesitant young lady)

[ArnoldAmbrose]

50 spades of grey. - It's about gardening I believe

Corn Free  -  a cooking show of making bread WITH gluten

Try panic  -  losing control at sea

[ArnoldAmbrose]

Pink the Bismarck  -  Only WW2 ship modelers will get that one, a reference to Mountbatten's camo colour.

[ArnoldAmbrose]

There's an old film starring Rita Tushingham and Oliver Reed, "The Trap".      I decided to let that one go so as not to encourage a deluge of toilet jokes. 😩

[ArnoldAmbrose]

Songs-

Dancing Queer

Broke on the Water

The Pall

Learning to Fry

[Admiral Puff]

When The Level Breaks

Born To Be Mild

[ArnoldAmbrose]

1 hour ago, Admiral Puff said:

Born To Be Mild

From 'Queasy Rider'? 🙂

 

Don't forget Led Zeppelin's 'The Thong Remains the Same'.

or 'I Was Made for Moving You' by KISS

[Karearea]

10 hours ago, cmatthewbacon said:

The Cattle of Britain (an everyday story of farmyard animals)

Definitely enjoyed the ovine sequel, The Ram Busters

[ArnoldAmbrose]

2 hours ago, Karearea said:

13 hours ago, cmatthewbacon said:

The Cattle of Britain (an everyday story of farmyard animals)

Definitely enjoyed the ovine sequel, The Ram Busters

I think I've seen that sequel. The theme song was "Ewe'll never walk alone".      (I'll get my coat 😁)

[psdavidson]

Just now, ArnoldAmbrose said:

Ewe'll never walk alone

Or the Christmas Release, Yule Never Walk Alone