Four times we tried, four times we failed

[Yorkshire man]

won't understand anything anyway

[RAF4EVER]

so, Silence is golden

 

 

[Pete in Lincs]

The alert level's red

[RAF4EVER]

sky at noon precedes

[Little Timmy]

Lemming's leaping into Oblivion 

 

 

Edited October 19, 2021 by Little Timmy
I just had to make it worse.

[bentwaters81tfw]

from the Burj Khalifa

 

 

(if the climb didn't kill them)

[RAF4EVER]

with a prevailing wind

[bentwaters81tfw]

they might reach Iran

[Pete in Lincs]

For a chickpea supper

[bentwaters81tfw]

available now from Greggs

 

 

(for our overseas friends, Greggs is a chain of savoury bakers, who have recently jumped on the vegan bandwagon)

[Pete in Lincs]

But Bunnings said no

[bentwaters81tfw]

to vegan king prawns

[RAF4EVER]

and born again virgins

[bentwaters81tfw]

apparently there's no demand

[Max Headroom]

for gas powered gerbils 

[bentwaters81tfw]

the market has tanked

[Yorkshire man]

and probably been lagged

[busnproplinerfan]

behind nucular powered nuts

 

(remember how bush used to say that)

[Admiral Puff]

bolts, washers and rivets

[RAF4EVER]

nut screws washer and

[Brian]

Lag bolts, hole saws

[Admiral Puff]

all to remove plaque

[busnproplinerfan]

with a positive ground

[Tzulscha]

for silver plated smiles

 

[Admiral Puff]

three dollar note variety