bentwaters81tfw

somewhere over the rainbow

famous for it's roundabouts

it's eating Chow Mein

Bonus is it's an expected side effect, and they are well practiced and dealing with it. At least it keeps you out of the pub with all that football rubbish going on. You'll soon be back to your usual self.

with the window cleaner

and covered in Gator

You mean they didn't fit you with Air-Ride? Darn, that sucks. Yes, keep your lower gear well moisturised to prevent Cellulitis. I had 2 flare ups of that after they harvested the vein from my right leg. Good job you can't throw the other one like a boomerang, it would likely come back and hit you in the good leg - just below the knee.

hands in the till

alcohol on a bender

Just stumbled across this Alan. Only 2 pages? the last one took up a whole volume! And I'm disappointed you haven't woven your own seat covers. With all this new tec, I'm sure you could have printed off a miniature loom. I'll be watching now.

but not any brighter

Just running through what to take, I will box everything up tomorrow.

you like my leathers?

things went downhill rapidly

and their stiletto heels