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Terrain Safe

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  1. Don`t talk to me about life, again.Date with Destiny? 13/9/17

    Sorry for the late update but I wasn't allowed to touch a keyboard for at least 48 hours. Angiogram was all OK, no other nasties lurking in the heart. Off to see a surgeon soon to go over the op and then I'll get booked in. I discovered that I'm not a good patient. Don't like needles and I bleed a lot! They had to mop the floor before I could leave the room. As I said above I'm lucky as I can get solved in one go unlike some of the above who have ongoing conditions. As for making models: I like buying and fondling them but building? Not too good at that. Cheers all
  2. Don`t talk to me about life, again.Date with Destiny? 13/9/17

    I have read this thread with interest. I am off to hospital tomorrow morning for an angiogram. I've had an MRI and it turns out that I have a dilated Aortic root. No me neither. But it is quite serious and explains why I get winded if I do too much. I thought it was old age but it's not just that. So after that, I go into hospital soon for a big operation on my heart. 7-10 days in the hospital, can't drive for at least 6 weeks and probably about 3 months off work. Mrs. Safe has been cleaning everything lots to try and forget what's happening. Had a long list of jobs to do. Done most of them. Still, I'm 50 at the end of the month and it's our 30th wedding anniversary at the end of the year. All celebrations on hold until next year. Having read this thread, and my own experiences over the last month, all tell me that I'm lucky in many ways. Good luck Simon/Spookytooth.
  3. Long (ish) Jokes.

    On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a herbalist living nearby, who was rumoured to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.After some discussion with his wife, the man made a visit to the herbalist and handed his voucher over wondering what he was in for. The elderly herbalist handed a potion to the man, and with a grip on his shoulder warned,'This is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoonful, and then say '1-2-3.'When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life, and you can perform as long as you want."Greatly encouraged, the man turned and started to walk away, then stopped and asked,"How do I stop the medicine from working?" The herbalist replied, "Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,' but when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."Eager to see if it worked the man went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom.When she came in, he took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!"Immediately, he was the manliest of men. His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes, and then she asked, "What was the 1-2-3 for?"And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition because we could end up with a dangling participle.
  4. Name that UFO

    Why does all the searching for intelligent life point away from Earth?
  5. Short Jokes II The Sequel

    I slipped over in the library. It was in the non-friction section. What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge.
  6. ignore! cock up on the posting front!

    When does the band start? Is it wind?
  7. ignore! cock up on the posting front!

    So this is where everyone is!!
  8. RAF Fairford to become operational once more!

    Stansted runway is 3049 metres long. Gatwick 08r/26l is 3316metres. Heathrow 27r/09l is 3902 metres. Newquay (St Mawgan) is 2744 metres.
  9. F-117 was offered to the RAF

    Bet they don't find them with ground radar though!!
  10. More on Airfix 2017

    What has happened to the 1/48 Stuka? Now late 2017!! It was supposed to be available before the end of last year. The guys on the Airfix stand were miserable that they didn't have them for Telford, and now another year!! I can't wait that long.
  11. Notice on back of Car

    Seen on the back of a very dirty delivery van today on the M6 "I've delivered more parcels than Santa".
  12. Short Jokes II The Sequel

    I came second in a Fidel Castro lookalike competition. Close, but no cigar.
  13. Short Jokes II The Sequel

    Now Castro is dead what is to become of all his pubs? Castro pubs!
  14. Scale Modelworld 2016

    Received my D0 335 book this morning. Looks as stunning as the rest of the series. Might pop over on Saturday.
  15. Nissan Micra

    Try this link on Honest John. Micra gearbox problems