Spookytooth

A blind man walks into a restaurant and takes a seat. The owner, who’s also the waiter, hands him a menu. The man kindly says, “I’m blind, sir, I can’t read the menu. Just bring me a used fork from another table, and I’ll figure it out.” Confused but curious, the owner brings over a fork from the pile of dirty dishes. The blind man sniffs it and says, “Perfect. I’ll have the meatloaf with mashed potatoes.” The owner is stunned and rushes to tell his wife, who does the cooking. A few days later, the blind man returns. Once again, the owner hands him a menu out of habit. The man gently reminds him, “Remember me? I’m the blind man.” Realizing his mistake, the owner fetches another used fork. After a quick sniff, the man confidently orders, “Ah, that smells good — macaroni and cheese with broccoli.” Still baffled, the owner plans a little test. The next week, when the blind man walks in, the owner hurries to the kitchen and tells his wife, “Hey Mary, rub this fork on your underwear before I take it to him.” Mary, though puzzled, goes along with the prank. When the blind man sniffs the fork, he pauses and then grins, “I didn’t know Mary worked here!” Simon.

Yet another fine build coming to an end Johnny, and very nicely done in your own special way. As for "Plastic Bashing" , it`s a way of releasing the pressures of life and a great way to unwind. Simon.

Or do they listen to AC/DC? Simon.

Wow, welcome back to the Sanitarium Ced. Sorry to hear about Molly mate,a sad loss. Simon.

Classic Thrash. Simon.

The big "White Bird" is coming together well Alistair. And no shrinkage probs so far (But wait til Winter) !!! Simon.

She is coming together very nicely Alistair. These newer Airfix kits are well engineered as such. Simon.

You have to remember these bread bins are quite deceptive. Nice work Alistair. Simon.

Well, happy birthday sir. Have a great day. Simon.

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Looks like she is coming along nicely Alistair. Simon.

A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family, and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman starts to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart. It wasn’t loud, but everyone at the table heard the pouf. Before she even has a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend’s father looks over at the dog that has been snoozing at the woman’s feet and says in a rather stern voice, “Skippy!” The woman thinks, “This is great!” and a big smile spreads across her face. A couple of minutes later, she feels the pain again. This time, she doesn’t even hesitate. She lets out a much louder and longer fart. The father again looks at the dog and yells, “Dammit, Skippy!” Once again, the woman smiles and thinks, “Yes!” A few minutes later, she has to let another one rip. This time, she doesn’t even think about it. She lets rip a fart that rivals a train whistle blowing! Once again, the father looks at the dog with disgust and yells, “Dammit, Skippy, get away from her before she shits on you!” Simon.

Yes they did stop making them but I needed something to put all my music onto. Being a full time carer for my wife means I cannot use my music system (Still packed away) as I would be able to. Also it`s compact enough to slip into my pocket. The other MP3 players I have seen have a much more limited capacity. Simon.

Not plastic as such but an Apple Ipod 120 G 6th Gen to store my music on. Now busy rip cd`s off onto the computer. Simon.

Very nicely done Alistair. Simon.

Well I am not the egg man. But I will follow the Walrus. Comfy chair for me. Simon

Looks quite nice Alistair. And cheaper than an "Extra" too. Simon.

She is taking shape very well Giorgio. Simon.

Nice work so far Alistair. As for borrowing ideas well, that is what I thought the whole idea of the forum was to share knowledge and tips. Simon.

She is looking great Johnny. As you said "Nice weather". I say "Betty Swallocks". Simon.

Disney are making a new film about a transgender whale, it's called MAYBE DICK Simon

Very fine work Giorgio, as per your normal high standards. Simon.

Great work on a small bike Johnny. Love the replacement tyres. I am glad we have no pets, I would of kicked its rear end if it was me. Simon.

It is good to be back but no modelling for the time being though sadly. Simon

Sorry Roger for being late on parade but just the computer up and running. I will watch from further than I was. Simon