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Everything posted by Spookytooth

  1. Coming along quite nicely Giorgio. We hope that you are all safe and warm? Simon and Lady R.
  2. Congratulations on your century Tony. Nice pair of Avon`s.... too. Stay sane. Simon.
  3. Nice choice indeed, I know what you mean about the blast of those engines. Stencils from hell mate. 4 days, more like weeks. Simon.
  4. A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them $50. This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave. Finally, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?" "We're not trying to find out anything," the husband replied. "She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50...and I get $43 back from Medicare. Simon.
  5. All looks fine from here Alistair. As for the "Folding Decal" you have my sympathies , it happened to me , quite a few times. Simon.
  6. All looks good from here Tom. The seats look OK, as you said , "Poetic License", and similar to the MK 1`s. Simon.
  7. Nicely done Alistair. The Mrs built this one a few years ago now, and she said that it was a fun kit. Simon.
  8. Fine work yet again Giorgio. The Rhino`s are taking shape. Simon.
  9. All looking rather good, apart from that little patch Alistair. AS you said, a quick rub down and squirt of black should sort it. Simon.
  10. I agree with John there Giorgio, great looking pits. Go with the resin bit mate, much more refined. Simon.
  11. Chilli sauce on mine Tony, onions and lettuce. A slow process ahead but hopefully no problems. Simon.
  12. Two prawns were swimming around in the ocean. One called Justin and the other called Kristian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area: Finally one day Justin said to Kristian. "I'm fed up with being a prawn. I wish I was a shark and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten." A large mysterious cod appeared and said. "Your wish is granted" Low and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Kristian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate. Time passed (as it does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realise that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight. While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn.. He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn. With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam to Kristian's home. As he opened the coral gate, memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted. "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again." Kristian replied. "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner." Justin cried back. "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed....... I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again Kristian." Simon.
  13. My Cockney wife ask me to get her that cheap shampoo but I couldn't find the one that cost pound ten... Simon.
  14. Noddy Holder went into a tailor's shop in Birmingham to order a loud suit and shirt to wear on stage... The tailor said "Kipper tie?" Noddy said "Yes please - two sugars".... Simon.
  15. My mate Paul went into a butchers in East London and overheard some guy ask for "Panda Sausages". Don't you think these majestic creatures have suffered enough? Simon.
  16. I have no real problems with the Alcad Primers , grey or Black, although I did find the white primer slightly fragile. But that could be down to inadequate prep work. Anyhow, you relax with some hairy stick work mate. Simon.
  17. Great to see her in RFI Tony. Have you got the paint on the next one yet LOL. Simon.
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