Spookytooth

A doctor broke the bad news to a man, that his wife would have to be admitted to a psychiatric hospital. “I’m afraid her mind’s completely gone,” he said. “Makes sense,” mumbled the man. “She’s been giving me a piece of it every day for the last 15 years.” Simon.

A young pastor was sitting in a restaurant eating lunch. He opened a letter he’d just received that morning from his mom. As he opened it a twenty-dollar bill fell out. He thought to himself, Thanks, Mom, I sure needed that right now.As he finished his feel, he noticed a beggar outside on the sidewalk leaning against the light post. Thinking that the poor man could probably use the twenty dollars more than he, he crossed out the names on the envelope and wrote across the top in large letters, PERSEVERE!So as not to make a scene, he put the envelope under his arm and dropped it as he walked past the man. The man picked it up and read the message and smiled. The next day, as the pastor enjoyed his meal, the same man tapped him on the shoulder and handed him a big wad of bills. Surprised, the young pastor asked him what that was for. The man replied, “This is your half of the winnings. Persevere came in first in the fourth race at the track yesterday and paid thirty to one.” Simon.

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Imperial dear chap... We are British you know. What!! Simon.

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The closest thing to silver? The Lone Ranger`s backside.... Simon.

All looks well from here Giorgio. Simon.

Absolutely magnificent, a wonderful build... A fine addition to the museums collection. Simon.

The Goodyear Blimp just floating around Portsmouth. Simon.

As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Warden's funeral, a voice from inside screams: "I'm not dead, I'm not dead. Let me out!" The Vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth and mutters: "Too late pal, I've already done the paperwork." Simon.

It`s not that a bigger kit, is it? Simon.

I/we have had plenty of these "Scam" calls recently. We just ignore them. Simon.

Well, no modelling done yet, more pressing things been going on, decorating the bedroom etc. But from the big H via Paul at Waterlooville Model Centre these few bits. The masks to save my sanity when I come to build these kits, the micro chisel has been wanted for a while. And. For the beast that lurks on top of our wardrobe. Simon.

Very sad news indeed, condolences to his family and friends. Simon.

Great to see this one moving again Tom. She is a beast in any scale, let alone 1/32. Simon.