Beardie

for Snoopy and Charlie (Interestingly, on the subject of cows being vegan as mentioned previously - Apparently they aren't. From what I've read the cows eat the grass, microbes grow on the grass in their first stomach and they then eat the microbes once they've been passed to the next stomach and dump out the remaining vegetable matter. The only question is - What type of living thing are the microbes - Not plant but can they be considered animal/meat? The answer to every puzzle just creates another puzzle to find an answer to)

creates air of authenticity (Give us yer money or Tibbles gets it!)

or even your life (I swear I'm living someone else's life - I'm suppose to be rich and famous! I've been robbed!)

soft into the box (Don't ask me, it just entered the flow of consciousness)

otherwise called a trunk

it's a gravity well

where dudes hang out

and some old snot (I remember at school feeling under the desik (One of those old box type ones with an inkwell on it and lift up top and it was all knobby underneath - I wish I hadn't looked! Rock hard snot and gum! coating every inch of the underside of the desk No wonder we were immune to most viruses and illnesses back then! We were exposed to them on every single school day and there was probably cholera, Typhus and the Black Death lurking under the average 'vintage' school desk)

but otherwise completely exposed

though it's gone mouldy

it's those beans again

at the Cannibal Cafe (The clown tastes funny but the Chinese Takeaway delivery driver is Rubbery)

called Don the Boss (He's Moggy Don and he sleeps with da fishes)

I'd rather Haggis supper

you shouldn't get married (On the subject of Glue I recently accompanied my good lady wife to the Dental Hospital in Glasgow and was chatting with the dental expert about the subject of using superglue in medicine having,, not long prior, used it to seal a wound in my hand when I accidentally stuck a scalpel in the fleshy part of my thumb and he was telling me that one of his more interesting and challenging patients was a surgeon who had a crown fall out and, as it was the weekend, he had decided to use surgical cyanocrylate to glue it back in. I sincerely hope he was better and more restrained with the old superglue in his profession as he apparently used too much and stuck his lips together.)

better than pegging it

become our national leaders (The Houses of Parliament - Where villages send their surplus idiots)

don't blow a seal (There's a joke there but I ain't gonna tell it as I'll get banned)

get your teeth into (Ooh that hurts to just think about!)

worn on the head?

Lord I hope not!

with delivery by Yodel

always seventh of never

and fog me lobsters (No idea but 'mist me loosers' seemed to invite the above for some odd reason)

and held her together (When Grannys knicker elastic lets go it ain't a pretty sight!)