Radish Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Comrades, the Socialist-Bolshevik workers of The Soviet Paradise of South Derbyshire are creating a Tupolev Tu-21 in 1/72nd scale, based on the innaccurate Airfix TSR.2. The Tu-21 has a long history, and the model is being built to exacting Marxist-Leninist Dialectic and being overseen by the Socialist-Bolshevik Construction Committee. Much work is being done, but delays have led to some engineers being executed for being agents of the Running Dog Imperialist Capitalists (their families have been exiled to the Gulags of Swadlincote and Hemel Hemsted!!) Progress of this mighty Socialist Project can be found at: http://www.whatifmodelers.com/index.php/topic,25907.0.html Up The Proletariate!! Long Live The Revolution!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
general melchett Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Radishski, you've been at the Stolichnaya again haven't you??... nice to see the Rooskies are back to their old ways of plagiarizing western designs, mind you the Sukhoi T-6-1 looked mightily like our own much beloved though a lot later ( of course!!)!! ,now how about one in 1/48th you naughty krutóy páren you !!.look forward to the final result..... (what's its codename?...........Forgetmenot ) Do svidaniya..............up the people, up the workers, and right up the management!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrahamS Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Is it me or are there no photos on the whatif link? Graham Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
general melchett Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 (edited) You have to register and then log in Graham....totally painless and well worth it!!....I know coz I'm one of them Edited September 24, 2009 by general melchett Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radish Posted September 24, 2009 Author Share Posted September 24, 2009 Comrades, there are no photos.....The Committee won't allow it due to the secrecy of this magnificent Socialist Project. Meanwhile, there have been many delays due to drunken engineers....4 more have been shot and their families exiled to Gulags in Swadlincote and Milton Keynes. But work progresses and it's hoped that the Engineers, enthused with Supreme Socialist~Bolshevik zeal, will complete the main construction, including the fitting of the mighty new Superior Socialist fin, designed according to the Dialectic of Marxist-Leninism. Possibly, secret photographs can be taken and smuggled out, but such photographers run the risk of being condemned as Capitalist-Imperialist Agents of the criminal CIA. We will try, though, comrades, to achieve this before, or after the primer coat is applied. Up The Proletariate! Up The Revolution!! Right Up The Committee!!! And Comrade General, the prospect of a 1/48th TSR.2ski is being actively considered and is within the 5 month timescale as designated by the Committee. It is rumoured by Western Imperial Capitalist Running Dog Agents of the Trotskyist CIA, through their lies, that the 1/48th TSR.2ski might be an improved model of the Tu-21, with twin-fins. Radishki Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrahamS Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 You have to register and then log in Graham....totally painless and well worth it!!....I know coz I'm one of them Herr General Already surcumbed. Evidently there are no photos (tks Radish) which at a guess probably explains it....... Graham Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
general melchett Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Beg pardon Graham, ...my error ...I shall have myself carted off to Eastern Siberia, where I believe the blizzards are particularly warm this time of year, and consign myself to 5,000 years hard labour,breaking rocks for the glory of Mother Russia.............. Komrad Radishski....I'll pull whatever strings I can with my kontact deep within the party faithful of the Inner party's, sub committee's , sub committee to see to it that you are allowed full access to photographical paraphinalia to photograph said object forthwith.........with immunity from persecution, violation and general nastiness aforethought... and with a letter from Matron!!! A 1/48th version of this elusive bird would be a sight to see, twin fins eh?.................I shall wait with baited breath!! Up the bolsheviks,!! Up the junction,!!! And long live Tsar Vladivar the impaler and his Bolshi attitude !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The wooksta V2.0 Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Pity there's no photos here. I've been banned for over six months... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrahamS Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Pity there's no photos here. I've been banned for over six months... Oh dear! What did you do can we ask? Graham (who single handedly managed to get himself fired from the civil service!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The wooksta V2.0 Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Swearing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrahamS Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Swearing. That was my "problem" to! Graham Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radish Posted September 25, 2009 Author Share Posted September 25, 2009 Fear not, photographs will appear next week. The big fin/rudder looks delightfully Socialist, and extra intakes have been added to the fuselage to cool the superior Bolshevik electronics. A suitably low-yield nuclear store has been located and will be seperately painted before instillation. The underwing pylons of Soviet-Marxist design and construction are located, ready for bulbous underwing fuel tanks. All will be primed tomorrow. Photographs taken on Sunday, with the Committee's permission. Up The Revolution!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radish Posted September 26, 2009 Author Share Posted September 26, 2009 The big new fin was fitted after much Socialist-Marxist hammering and superglue and is superior to all other Capitalist types. Radishki celebrated with a visit ti the front row (centre) of "Vampires Rock". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PHREAK Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 You Whiffers are totally nuts but a whole lot of fun! We in the West demand photographs of the tu-21 or we will stop the supply of Beatles records and Levis to the mother state...you have been warned! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radish Posted September 26, 2009 Author Share Posted September 26, 2009 Comrades, small details are still being added.....deflectors that'll keep the intakes free from criminal Imperialist-Capitalist stones and debris as the Tu-21 takes off from runways or soft ground. New superior Socialist wheels have been located in the spares box, of a correct Bolshevik-Marxist-Leninist size, never easy as 4 needed to be found. A new DROOPED nose of added length has been located too, so that Comrade Dean can feel Socialist Joy. Long Live The Revolution!!! Long Live The Committee!!! Right Up The Party!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
general melchett Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 Komarad Radishski, this is indeed glorious news, and well met....The fin sounds like a triumph of Socialist hammering and banging. ( I hope you used suitably sized Ukanian battle ship rivets and accelerator to hold the glorious masterpiece of Commi- bolshevism in place???)... Also Komrad I trust that you have replaced the puny capitalist nose cone with a triumphantly huge Socialistically inspired monster to house the 500 giga-million watt phased array Smerch-Zaslon imperialist pigdog burning radar needed to scythe gloriously through the imperialist, bourgoise defense systems and make great glory for the Motherland, ( and therefor guarantee you a nice shiny new Dacha on the Volga, not to mention a brand new Tabant GTI ??)........... Is the weak and greatly undermined capitalist undercarriage going to be sufficient to carry the great weight of this Soviet wonder or will a certain amount of 'beefy-upski be required from the wonderously brave and inspired design bureau?? Long live the party, Long live Socialism and long live Radio 5 live....... Komrad Melchsky..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radish Posted September 27, 2009 Author Share Posted September 27, 2009 Comrade General......I can confirm that the new nose is far superior not only in capacity but also size, a length truly reminiscent of Comrade Stalin. The undercarriage will carry the weight easily....superior Soviet technology over complicated Western decadence. Right Up The Party Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The wooksta V2.0 Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 Typical Russian bluster. We demand pics! Put your roubles where your mouth is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overkiller Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 (edited) It must be a stealth Tupolev....as it sure ain't showing up in any photo's..... Edited September 27, 2009 by Overkiller Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deanflyer Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 Comrades, small details are still being added.....deflectors that'll keep the intakes free from criminal Imperialist-Capitalist stones and debris as the Tu-21 takes off from runways or soft ground. New superior Socialist wheels have been located in the spares box, of a correct Bolshevik-Marxist-Leninist size, never easy as 4 needed to be found. A new DROOPED nose of added length has been located too, so that Comrade Dean can feel Socialist Joy.Long Live The Revolution!!! Long Live The Committee!!! Right Up The Party!!! Oh God, what have I done? I've given secrets to the Soviets! There's only one course of action left for a man of honour... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmpanther Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 Do not worry agent Flyer. The plans that you let slip to those Russki Johnies had been doctored!! So when they try and fly the blasted thing, the wings will fall off and the pointy wingless fuselage will demonstrate Newtons theory on gravity!! Ooops I've let the cat out of the bag! Looks like I'll have to the 'onourable thing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
general melchett Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 Komrad Radishski, I sincerley hope that the new noseski is at least half the length of the aircraft and 3 times the width of the fuselage, bulging at the seams and cast in Leninist concrete so as to be in keeping with the usual practice of glorious Bolshevik aircraft design mirroring the appearence of our most beautiful and functional females found only in glorious, fertile Mother Russia!!! When you say...'superior Soviet technology over complicated Western decadence' I hope you are talking in agricultural terms, why use many small wheels when one dirty great 'Communist, 7 year plan' inspired tractor jobski will function just as well ????!!... Komrad Deanski and now Komrad dmpanther have both followed the only course open to them, given the circumstances..............the parties condolences and a bottle of 'Old Brezhnevs trousers ' go to the families... Please post photographicals of the wonder machine so the party can marvel at the wonderous magnitude of Soviet ingenuity and all round marvellousness.......Do svadanya !!! Up the Reds!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 We must send our western satellites to take our own pictures if non are forthcoming! Dan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Headroom Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Comrade Radish You've been rumbled. Using superior western Google satellites, Secret Agent Gary Powers flew over your peasant's paradise and photographed this TU-21 http://www.britesparxpl.com/images/tu21.jpg Your cunning plan is no more. Up the Capitaists!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radish Posted September 29, 2009 Author Share Posted September 29, 2009 Comrades, do not be duped by the Running Dog Lying Capitalist Imperialist CIA and its agents, the project is still secure. Progress continues..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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