Can we aFOURd another

[psdavidson]

Just like starting over

[Little Timmy]

But with less wisdom 

 

[HK-500]

And longer beards although

[Corsairfoxfouruncle]

mustaches and goatee’s are 

 

[bentwaters81tfw]

not grown on eggshells

[Little Timmy]

Because chickens can't shave 

 

[hairystick]

because their razor's blunt

[busnproplinerfan]

blade used by swmbo

[Tzulscha]

I just won't shave

[busnproplinerfan]

on my hot date

[HK-500]

wearing a penguin outfit

[Biggles87]

with a gorilla mask

 

( why not? )

[Keeff]

For improvement of looks 

[Yorkshire man]

don't look in mirror

[Keeff]

Mirror on the wall 

[HK-500]

Tell me who's lurking

[Little Timmy]

In the bathroom stall 

 

[psdavidson]

waiting for the police

[bentwaters81tfw]

to remove the cuffs

[Biggles87]

links from your shirt

[busnproplinerfan]

used to escape from

[psdavidson]

the self destructing starship

[HK-500]

heading down towards the

[Keeff]

Next available motorway exit

[Yorkshire man]

unfortunately it's Bognor Regis