There FOUR , We begin again

[Keeff]

Vest and pants combo

[RAF4EVER]

AKA the Gimp Suit

[Yorkshire man]

bought at John Colliers

 

 

(remember them ?)

[Little Timmy]

Using  Two expired coupons 

 

[psdavidson]

for a free back-rub

[busnproplinerfan]

plus high heel acupuncture

 

(I offer half off free deal for first timers)

[Pete in Lincs]

Clogs are less painful

[RAF4EVER]

have you tried walking ..

[Biggles87]

on stilts in them

[Keeff]

Cowboy boots and spurs

[psdavidson]

in railroad to dead-end

[RAF4EVER]

Last train to Glasgow-Central

 

 

 

[Beardie]

twinned with darkest Hell

 

(The only time I ever go to Glasgow these days is when the wife has a hospital appointment and it's straight in and back out as fast as the wheels will roll. I'm a country boy and I hate concrete jungle)

[psdavidson]

for that brimstone effect

[Little Timmy]

And sulfer scented  tissue 

 

[Admiral Puff]

in the smallest room

[busnproplinerfan]

is a big toilet

[Admiral Puff]

bigger than Texas, even

[Tzulscha]

but not quite Alaska

[hairystick]

that's obviously Montana then.

 

(LOTS of googling went into that answer!)

[Admiral Puff]

or somewhere over there

[busnproplinerfan]

is a dirt pile

[RAF4EVER]

consisting of moon dust  ....

[Keeff]

And leftover plastic shavings

[psdavidson]

AKA Starfix model kit