Phab FOUR at the Cavern club...

[Rob G]

"Make'us a cuppa, love"

[RAF4EVER]

with sugar and milk

[busnproplinerfan]

from a sweet cow

[bentwaters81tfw]

traded for magic beans

[RAF4EVER]

to grow an idea

[psdavidson]

into something completely impossible

[Pete in Lincs]

A tax free life 

[RAF4EVER]

the universe,and a ..........

[Biggles87]

very soggy Cornish Pasty

[Keeff]

Made nowhere near Cornwall 

[RAF4EVER]

filled with unmentionable ingredients

[psdavidson]

not qualifying for haggis

[busnproplinerfan]

but suitable for mickyd's

[bentwaters81tfw]

Egon Ronay is jealous

[John_W]

Nigella is much prettier

[RAF4EVER]

her food tastes better

[Pete in Lincs]

But the aftereffects can

[RAF4EVER]

cause flatulence if shaken

[Keeff]

Vigorously, for seventeen minutes

[busnproplinerfan]

like riding low-floor buses

[psdavidson]

makes falling off easier

[Keeff]

For drunken night passengers 

[Admiral Puff]

who missed the train

[Corsairfoxfouruncle]

3 minutes ago, Admiral Puff said:

who missed the train

was it to Clarksville ? 

[psdavidson]

the last one perhaps?