It's a FOURgone conclusion

[psdavidson]

Here we are again

[bentwaters81tfw]

with the usual suspects

[busnproplinerfan]

me doing something unmentionable

[psdavidson]

don't mention it then

 

[Keeff]

Too late ..... he did! 

[Biggles87]

did you see it?

[psdavidson]

went over my head

[Keeff]

Like a crazed barber

[busnproplinerfan]

offers bald heads discount

[Keeff]

Special two for one

[Biggles87]

Two for me, one

[Admiral Puff]

for mum and kids

[busnproplinerfan]

for sale, with canoe

[Keeff]

But no paddles included

[psdavidson]

leaving you up the 

[Admiral Puff]

proverbial malodourous waterway in

[Little Timmy]

Stinkwater Alabama,  deliver me !

 

( why do I here banjos ? )

 

 

Edited November 21 by Little Timmy
I had to

[Admiral Puff]

beef vindaloo with chapati

[Tzulscha]

with ambulance for take-away

[Admiral Puff]

to ensure quick removal

[hairystick]

of anything resembling sanity

[Keeff]

What, here?  You're joking! 

[Yorkshire man]

nah, pulling your leg

[Biggles87]

said actress to bishop

[bentwaters81tfw]

you have three legs?