A question of conversation ....

[psdavidson]

For tracking, can you give me your address, postcode, phone-number, date of birth, bank account details?

[bootneck]

would that be my off-shore account?

[Keeff]

You're a bit flash aren't you?  

[ArnoldAmbrose]

So we're all going to flash now?

[psdavidson]

Sure, who's on first?

[flyboy2610]

10 hours ago, ArnoldAmbrose said:

So we're all going to flash now?

I thought this was a family friendly forum?

[Admiral Puff]

What gave you that strange idea?

[psdavidson]

were there signs and portents?

[RAF4EVER]

or Portals and Stargates ?

[psdavidson]

do they get to Milton Keynes?

[bootneck]

is there a way to get in?

[RAF4EVER]

Why?

[Keeff]

Have you tried the front door? 

[psdavidson]

is the key under the doormat?

[RAF4EVER]

Where is the keyhole?

[flyboy2610]

29 minutes ago, RAF4EVER said:

Where is the keyhole?

Would you like me to show you?

 

[psdavidson]

will we require PPE?

[bootneck]

is it that messy?

[Admiral Puff]

And who will clean up afterwards?

[Keeff]

You're not offering then? 

[flyboy2610]

7 hours ago, psdavidson said:

will we require PPE?

Do you have a fireproof suit?

[Admiral Puff]

Would it make any difference?

[psdavidson]

how hot do you think you are?

[Admiral Puff]

Where's the fire?

[Keeff]

Can't you see the huge flames?