A question of conversation ....

[RAF4EVER]

You want to know everything?

[spruecutter96]

Is reality a simulation? 

[psdavidson]

Who is Number 1?

[Fnick]

Dr Evil and who remembers who was number 2?

[Keeff]

Why is the question so hard? 

[psdavidson]

were the mice phrasing it incorrectly?

[Keeff]

You mean mice can talk? 

[psdavidson]

Didn't I read that somwhere?

[Ratch]

How can you tell?

[Pete in Lincs]

Is it not written?

[bootneck]

is it on the trolley?

[psdavidson]

or maybe fallen off the back of a lorry?

[RAF4EVER]

not loaded properly, then?

[Admiral Puff]

or tampered with along the way?

[Fnick]

this question making up malarkey is making me thirsty. Anyone for a pint? 

[psdavidson]

have you got Scampi Fries?

[Keeff]

Are you mocking me? 

[psdavidson]

would I do a thing like that?

[Mike]

Am I in the four word story thread?

[Enzo the Magnificent]

Who told you that?

[psdavidson]

more to the point, who let you in?

[Ratch]

Who can stop him?

[Admiral Puff]

And who takes him seriously anyway?

[psdavidson]

are we at risk of bans if we continue like this?

[Mike]

4 hours ago, psdavidson said:

more to the point, who let you in?

 

Me.  Who let you in?  Also me, probably?

6 minutes ago, psdavidson said:

are we at risk of bans if we continue like this?

I wouldn't have thought so.  Are you planning on doing anything naughty?