2025 Bunfight!

[Enzo the Magnificent]

9 hours ago, ArnoldAmbrose said:

G'day, at my age this is no longer a joke - it's a way of life. Oh well  .   .   .   (Has been for quite a while, come to think of it).

 

I know exactly what you mean.  Sometimes I hear a song on the radio which I haven't heard for decades, yet I know all the words.  But I can never remember where I put my car keys...   

[LorenSharp]

As I'm getting older. I've begun thinking about the people I've lost along the way.

 It kinda make me think to myself

that maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't for me.
 

[flyboy2610]

5 hours ago, Enzo the Magnificent said:

Sometimes I hear a song on the radio which I haven't heard for decades, yet I know all the words. 

I always feel old when I walk into a store and hear an old song playing on their sound system, and I remember hearing it when it was first released! 👴

[JOCKNEY]

On 20/10/2024 at 22:42, flyboy2610 said:

If corn oil is made from corn, and peanut oil is made from peanuts, what's baby oil made from? 😱

 

Never mind that what's cock-alekie soup made from ? 

[LorenSharp]

Little known fact, before the crowbar was invented.
Crows just drank from home.
 

[Col.]

16 hours ago, Enzo the Magnificent said:

I know exactly what you mean.  Sometimes I hear a song on the radio which I haven't heard for decades, yet I know all the words.  But I can never remember where I put my car keys...   

If you're listening to it on the car radio the keys are most likely in the ignition  

[Enzo the Magnificent]

16 minutes ago, Col. said:

If you're listening to it on the car radio the keys are most likely in the ignition  

 

Being glib is only cool and stylish when I do it... 

 

[ArnoldAmbrose]

18 hours ago, Enzo the Magnificent said:

But I can never remember where I put my car keys... 

On a serious note (yeah, shock, horror 🙂) I always place them on a coin tray so I know where to find them. (Trying to remember what they're for is a different matter. )

And for those that are wondering, coins are those round (usually) metal things that used to be legal tender, before plastic cards and mobile phones took over our whole lives.

 

Regards, Jeff.

[psdavidson]

10 minutes ago, ArnoldAmbrose said:

coins are those round (usually) metal things that used to be legal tender

I have some of them lying around. Do they still work?

[Col.]

2 hours ago, Enzo the Magnificent said:

Being glib is only cool and stylish when I do it... 

Oh I never claimed to be anything, least of all cool. I have, however, been called another four letter word beginning with C but can't remember what it was now...

19 minutes ago, psdavidson said:

I have some of them lying around. Do they still work?

Yes but not so well as they used to. You get significantly less in return when trying to swap them for stuff these days.

[Hockeyboy76]

If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It’s always 90 degrees there.

[LorenSharp]

I just got back from the airport and some poor guy fainted on the luggage carosel
He's okay
he's slowly coming around
 

[flyboy2610]

11 hours ago, psdavidson said:

I have some of them lying around. Do they still work?

They do in the USA. For now, at least.

[ArnoldAmbrose]

13 hours ago, psdavidson said:

13 hours ago, ArnoldAmbrose said:

coins are those round (usually) metal things that used to be legal tender

I have some of them lying around. Do they still work?

I believe that they still do, if you can find a machine that actually accepts them. 😠

Regards, Jeff.

[Hockeyboy76]

My favorite band is called Cockles And Mussels. I saw them alive alive-o in concert

[Mr T]

On 10/18/2024 at 10:15 PM, Hockeyboy76 said:

What do you give a man who has everything?
Penicillin

I see we are going back in time for some of the jokes, I can remember seeing that one in a rag mag in about 1972, and I think it was old then. 

[Mr T]

From a similiar time period 

Ah well, we all make mistakes said the Dalek getting off a dustbin

What happens when you put a  Tibetian bovine that has a seventies hair style on a playground roundabout 

You get an aphrodisiac 

[Bobby No Mac]

One week to go 

[LorenSharp]

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool.

I gave him a glass of water. 
 

[psdavidson]

14 minutes ago, Bobby No Mac said:

One week to go

 

Is it too early

[Enzo the Magnificent]

1 hour ago, psdavidson said:

 

Is it too early

 

No.   I had a Specky 'En with my tea. 

[psdavidson]

6 minutes ago, Enzo the Magnificent said:

Specky 'En

 

Roast, fried or Sweet'n'Sour

[LorenSharp]

With all my aches and pains I'm I have that chinese disease..
Yung No Mo
 

[PLC1966]

On 10/16/2024 at 10:42 PM, Trevor L said:

I know, but the made up names appeal to my childish sense of humour. 😋 

Plus, they've been bandied about so much some think they're real (like swallowing spiders while sleeping, and BM members hanging out together in hot tubs).

Is this mandatory?  The swallowing spiders while sleeping is fine, BM members hanging out together in the hot tub screams wrong on so many levels....

[Trevor L]

1 hour ago, PLC1966 said:

Is this mandatory?  The swallowing spiders while sleeping is fine, BM members hanging out together in the hot tub screams wrong on so many levels....

The hot tub is not mandatory, but wearing budgie smugglers whilst voting in the bunfight is.

Just as well this is an online forum, and we don't have to go to a polling station.