2025 Bunfight!

[Andwil]

On 10/13/2024 at 7:42 PM, Hockeyboy76 said:

It’s that time of year when our Illustrious GB spreadsheet Guru @trickyrich dons his Speedos and stuffs a potato in them…….

He is our dictator 

Very good.  Disturbing but clever.

 

AW

[Keeff]

On 13/10/2024 at 10:12, Hockeyboy76 said:

He is our dictator 

The potato or @trickyrich? 

 

 

[Hockeyboy76]

On 10/15/2024 at 8:21 PM, Keeff said:

The potato or @trickyrich? 

 

 

That’s tricky to answer, they both have the same brain cell. 

[Hockeyboy76]

Extensive research show this to be the first documented case of a Speedo

 

[Keeff]

I thought for a minute that was Captain Pugwash! 

[Trevor L]

11 minutes ago, Keeff said:

I thought for a minute that was Captain Pugwash! 

With Roger the Cabin Boy and Seaman Staines?

[Enzo the Magnificent]

14 minutes ago, Trevor L said:

With Roger the Cabin Boy and Seaman Staines?

 

Suffering seagulls!!!  

 

Can I point out that the cabin boy was named Tom and the crew were Master Mate, Barnabas and Willy?

 

 

[Trevor L]

55 minutes ago, Enzo the Magnificent said:

 

Suffering seagulls!!!  

 

Can I point out that the cabin boy was named Tom and the crew were Master Mate, Barnabas and Willy?

 

 

I know, but the made up names appeal to my childish sense of humour. 😋 

Plus, they've been bandied about so much some think they're real (like swallowing spiders while sleeping, and BM members hanging out together in hot tubs).

[Enzo the Magnificent]

1 hour ago, Trevor L said:

some think they're real like BM members hanging out together in hot tubs.

 

That's not real?  Oh thank goodness!!!!!  It seemed so prevalent that I was afraid it was going to be made compulsory! 

[Hockeyboy76]

20 hours ago, Enzo the Magnificent said:

 

That's not real?  Oh thank goodness!!!!!  It seemed so prevalent that I was afraid it was going to be made compulsory! 

Haven’t you read the 2025 Bunfight rules

1. Bribery, confusion, corruption and down right bastardly deeds are expected at all times.

2. All posts must be made in the correct Bunfight attire.

3. All posts must be submitted in the correct location of the nearest hot tub. (Baths are acceptable, but you must provide your own bubbles)

4. The worse the joke, the better.

5. Somebody must wake @trickyrich  our budgie smuggling wearing, hot tub inhabiting, spreadsheet master daily. 

[Enzo the Magnificent]

9 minutes ago, Hockeyboy76 said:

Baths are acceptable, but you must provide your own bubbles

 

Got that covered, even when not in a bath...

[LorenSharp]

43 minutes ago, Hockeyboy76 said:

Haven’t you read the 2025 Bunfight rules

1. Bribery, confusion, corruption and down right bastardly deeds are expected at all times.

2. All posts must be made in the correct Bunfight attire.

3. All posts must be submitted in the correct location of the nearest hot tub. (Baths are acceptable, but you must provide your own bubbles)

4. The worse the joke, the better.

5. Somebody must wake @trickyrich  our budgie smuggling wearing, hot tub inhabiting, spreadsheet master daily. 

In other words.... " Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap"  Somebody cue Angus Young please

[LorenSharp]

 

Nuff said

[Enzo the Magnificent]

9 minutes ago, LorenSharp said:

Nuff said

 

 

It has a spelling mistake which - being a pedant - I would normally hate.  But I laughed and laughed and laughed!  I was almost sick.  Seriously, my sides hurt. 

[LorenSharp]

Be thankful then this didn't happen to you....

I went to the Dr. with hearing problems. He said can you describe the symptoms?

 

I said Homer is a fat dude and Marge has blue hair. 

 

I'll get me coat.

[Learstang]

Buh-tuh-bump!

 

Regards,

 

Jason

[LorenSharp]

You can say "Have a nice day" and no problem.

 

But you can't say "Enjoy the next 24 hours" and not sound vaguely threatening.
 

[Hockeyboy76]

Who was the roundest knight in King Arthur’s court?
Sir Cumference

[LorenSharp]

If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner for a bit. They're usually around 90 degrees.
 

[Enzo the Magnificent]

If Cinderella's glass slipper fitted so perfectly, why did it fall off in the first place?!?!?

[LorenSharp]

Exorcist: I'm here to remove that demon that has possessed you.
Me: I didn't call you.
Demon: I did.
 

[Hockeyboy76]

What do you give a man who has everything?
Penicillin

[LorenSharp]

How do you make 7 even?
Take away the S.
 

 

[LorenSharp]

A recent clinical research study shows 6 out of 7 dwarves are not Happy.

[Enzo the Magnificent]

Q:   How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

 

A:   Put it in the oven until its bill withers.