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4 hours ago, Mike said:

 

 

@JohnT or someone similarly legal (is there anyone similar to John?) told me the story of a dictation at a solicitors' where the secretary misheard "ipso facto", and typed "if so, fatso".  'Dictated but not read' is not a wise method to save time.


Not one of mine @Mike but I did see a set of house for sale particulars just before they got posted out and caught them in time. Seemingly the bathroom feature a very nice doo-doo bathroom suite. 
We knew she meant white but thought best to do a corrected reprint 

Might have attracted the wrong type of buyer otherwise 

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33 minutes ago, JohnT said:

Seemingly the bathroom feature a very nice doo-doo bathroom suite.

Autocorrect strikes. :doh:  Took me a second to figure it out... white.  Replace the wh with a hushing sound.  That should get me out of having to give myself a warning for bad language :shrug:

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15 minutes ago, Mike said:

Autocorrect strikes. :doh:  Took me a second to figure it out... white.  Replace the wh with a hushing sound.  That should get me out of having to give myself a warning for bad language :shrug:

Wish the autocorrect had struck the typist. I know I nearly did :D

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4 hours ago, Mike said:

@JohnT or someone similarly legal (is there anyone similar to John?) told me the story of a dictation at a solicitors' where the secretary misheard "ipso facto", and typed "if so, fatso".  'Dictated but not read' is not a wise method to save time.

Haven't heard that one before, but it does underline what my first master solicitor said to me very early (1964, to be precise - Gawd, Aggie, that's 60 years ago!!) in my articles: it is VITAL to read every letter carefully before you sign it, or there's no knowing what you might allow to escape!

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14 minutes ago, Admiral Puff said:

it is VITAL to read every letter carefully before you sign it, or there's no knowing what you might allow to escape!

Always was and always will be until the machines take over :frantic: I'm sometimes appalled by the spelling moose steaks that I have missed in previous reviews :blush:

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Coming somewhat late to the party here I actually watched this one broadcast on live TV about 30 years ago IIRC.  A female newsreader on some local TV newsdesk was telling of a body discovered in woodland.  She declared "The death appears to have been drug-related due to the presence near the body of a used hypodemic nurdle."  She then paused, blushed and commented "I don't believe I just said that..." :facepalm:

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One of my favourites from many years ago was a commentator on Irish RTE radio describing  a race at an athletics meet. Referring to the favourite who was a little behind, "ah now she's going to spread her legs and show her class"

 

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Colin

 

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And, if we are on to great quotes: "The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey"

 

Attributed to the late great Brian Johnston. Some say it never happened - but surely it must have - and don't call me Shirley.

Mark

Edited by Mark Harmsworth
mis-spelt Brian. Hopefully no-one noticed
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1 hour ago, Biggles87 said:

‘ miserablism ‘

When we all know it's 'miserability', but thruthishly, we all make misteak's. :shrug:

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On 14/09/2024 at 10:57, ckw said:

One of my favourites from many years ago was a commentator on Irish RTE radio describing  a race at an athletics meet. Referring to the favourite who was a little behind, "ah now she's going to spread her legs and show her class"

 

Cheers

 

Colin

 

I think that has been attributed to David Coleman and/or Ron Pickering. I'm sure it's a quote from one of Clive James' TV reviews as well.

 

One GENUINE RTE blooper was from one of the (rather pretty) continuity girls they used to use saying that "tonight's filum will be "Krakatoa, East of Eden"".

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13 minutes ago, Eric Mc said:

I think that has been attributed to David Coleman and/or Ron Pickering. I'm sure it's a quote from one of Clive James' TV reviews as well.

 

One GENUINE RTE blooper was from one of the (rather pretty) continuity girls they used to use saying that "tonight's filum will be "Krakatoa, East of Eden"".

For years Private Eye ran a series called Colemanballs devoted to such sayings it's now called Commentatorballs.

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On 9/14/2024 at 1:32 PM, Biggles87 said:

I read today in one of the UK’s oldest broadsheets that backbenchers are concerned about the mood of ‘ miserablism ‘ in to country.I was right, they are making up their own words! 

That one's been around for several years.  I think it might have been coined with reference to Morrissey and The Smiths.

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