Bullbasket Posted May 5, 2024 Posted May 5, 2024 A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, "Why are you so happy?" The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old." "Oh yeah?" quipped her husband, "What did he say about your forty-five year old a*se?" She said, "Your name never came up in the conversation." 16
Pete in Lincs Posted May 7, 2024 Posted May 7, 2024 I've never cleaned the bathroom mirror. Do you think that reflects badly on me? 12
JohnT Posted May 7, 2024 Posted May 7, 2024 On 05/05/2024 at 11:00, Bullbasket said: A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, "Why are you so happy?" The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old." "Oh yeah?" quipped her husband, "What did he say about your forty-five year old a*se?" She said, "Your name never came up in the conversation." my wife laughed her head off and sent that to all the ladies in her address book 4 5
Pete Robin Posted May 7, 2024 Posted May 7, 2024 I get really upset by people who use the wrong word and don't have the humidity to admit it. Regards Pete 2 11
Dave Swindell Posted May 7, 2024 Posted May 7, 2024 23 minutes ago, Pete Robin said: I get really upset by people who use the wrong word and don't have the humidity to admit it. Regards Pete You need a dry sense of humour to get along with them.... 1 6
Circloy Posted May 7, 2024 Posted May 7, 2024 5 hours ago, Pete in Lincs said: I've never cleaned the bathroom mirror. Do you think that reflects badly on me? That deserves to be lost in the mist of time 4
flyboy2610 Posted May 8, 2024 Posted May 8, 2024 13 hours ago, Pete in Lincs said: I've never cleaned the bathroom mirror. Do you think that reflects badly on me? No more than normal. 4
JohnT Posted May 9, 2024 Posted May 9, 2024 On 07/05/2024 at 13:24, Pete in Lincs said: I've never cleaned the bathroom mirror. Do you think that reflects badly on me? Well it takes the shine off 4
psdavidson Posted May 10, 2024 Posted May 10, 2024 Spring Rhapsody Is this a real cold? Is it just allergies? Caught in a landslide Of pollen falling off the trees Open your eyes Look up to the skies and sneeze I'm out of Kleenex Need antihistamines Because my stopped-up nose Cannot blow Fever's high Then it's low Any way the wind blows It's always full of pollen For me... For me... 1 10
dogsbody Posted May 10, 2024 Posted May 10, 2024 When you're dancing with your honey And your nose gets kinda runny People think it's funny But it's snot! Chris 1 9
flyboy2610 Posted May 11, 2024 Posted May 11, 2024 Animal: "Eat drums, eat drums!" Dr. Teeth: "No, Animal, it's BEAT drums, beat drums!" Animal: "Beat drums, beat drums!" I loved the Muppet Show! 😄 1 5
Admiral Puff Posted May 11, 2024 Posted May 11, 2024 Yes, a lot like Parliament - only much more intelligent ... 1 1 4
Pig of the Week Posted May 12, 2024 Posted May 12, 2024 What's the difference between Ignorance, and Apathy..? .. Don't know.. Don't care... 1 7
Ratch Posted May 12, 2024 Posted May 12, 2024 An F-16 with a faulty engine requests landing clearance, the tower comes back & denies clearance as they have a B-52 with engine difficulty needing to land. The F-16 pilot responds "Oh yes the ever tricky 7 engine landing". 9
Selwyn Posted May 12, 2024 Posted May 12, 2024 On 5/11/2024 at 3:40 AM, flyboy2610 said: Animal: "Eat drums, eat drums!" Dr. Teeth: "No, Animal, it's BEAT drums, beat drums!" Animal: "Beat drums, beat drums!" I loved the Muppet Show! 😄 Best Animal quote ever, "What's Animal doing?" "He's just having a TV dinner." "I hope he heated it up correctly," "Heated it up? Man, he didn't even unplug it!" Selwyn 10
Selwyn Posted May 12, 2024 Posted May 12, 2024 1 hour ago, 2996 Victor said: Much as I hate to blow my own trumpet..... Phone 101 and the police will be with you toot's sweet! Selwyn 1 7
Pete in Lincs Posted May 12, 2024 Posted May 12, 2024 I got this very cheap Star trek Doctor action figure. It's pretty shoddy though. I don't think it's the real McCoy 10
RAF4EVER Posted May 12, 2024 Posted May 12, 2024 45 minutes ago, Pete in Lincs said: I got this very cheap Star trek Doctor action figure. It's pretty shoddy though. I don't think it's the real McCoy It's life, Jim, but not as you know it. 5
Bullbasket Posted May 13, 2024 Author Posted May 13, 2024 13 hours ago, 2996 Victor said: Much as I hate to blow my own trumpet..... I expect that will be the last post on this subject. John. 8
Fnick Posted May 13, 2024 Posted May 13, 2024 A delivery driver asked me what the time I was. I replied: "Between 8am and 7pm". 2 1 11
ArnoldAmbrose Posted May 13, 2024 Posted May 13, 2024 On 5/11/2024 at 10:40 AM, flyboy2610 said: I loved the Muppet Show! I loved the Muppet Movie, the number of really big-time actors playing two-bit parts. I think my favorite though was James Coburn as he gets thrown out of the "El Sleezo Cafe" and lands in the trash cans. Kermit - "Rough place?" Coburn - "That's the toughest, meanest, filthiest pest hole on the face of the earth!" Kermit - "Why not complain to the owner?" Coburn (Looking indignant) - I AM the owner." 😁 Regards, Jeff. 9
pigsty Posted May 13, 2024 Posted May 13, 2024 What do we want? Apathy! When do we want it? Whenever ... 1 9
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