Four x Four x Four

[Admiral Puff]

all incriminating evidence destroyed

[Tzulscha]

some subtle bribery helps

 

(my last wife did dollhouses, anytime I came home with an expensive lump of plastic, she got a new living room suite.)

[Admiral Puff]

when the Highway Patrol knocks

[Biggles87]

hide under prickly bush

[Pete in Lincs]

Out in the desert

[busnproplinerfan]

where horse has name

(not the no name cheap horse)

[psdavidson]

the famous Mister Ed

[Keeff]

7 hours ago, Admiral Puff said:

when the Highway Patrol knocks

🐧

 

My favourite maths teacher

[Pete in Lincs]

Your number one, then

[busnproplinerfan]

two should follow but

[Little Timmy]

Toiletpaper has been "swiped" 

 

[bootneck]

meant to do that

[Beardie]

but really slipped up

 

(Left skid marks everywhere)

[psdavidson]

doing the time warp

[Keeff]

Or was it weft? 

[Pete in Lincs]

Get a weave on

[Beardie]

or hit the canvas

[Admiral Puff]

stumbling, as usual, towards

[psdavidson]

the white porcelain altar

[Pete in Lincs]

And calling for Hughie

[Beardie]

the Lord of Emissions

 

(What goes down just might come back up)

[psdavidson]

checking for TV licenses

[Admiral Puff]

marriage licenses, drivers' licenses

[Pete in Lincs]

And Eric the Cat

[Admiral Puff]

not there, like Macavity