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Mum rarely shortened names, you only knew you were in trouble if the last vowel was on a rising tone, was extended, or followed by "wait until your dad get home".

 

In that order of severity.

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Been thinking it might be time for a change of profession.

 

Just applied for a job hanging mirrors - I can see myself doing that....

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Had the strangest present delivered today. A friend sent me a mind- controlled abacus.....

 

Not something I wanted - but it's the thought that counts.

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I suspected that my friend had injured his hand. He asked what made me think that. I said it sticks out like a sore thumb.

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I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink this morning. 

 

I'm in A&E now, waiting to be seen.

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Gidday, it seems above to be a very economical usage of parking space. Any space above a vehicle is usually wasted anyway. Regards, Jeff.

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14 hours ago, Pete in Lincs said:

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I heard something similar when i went to pick up parts for a garage except she said "it's for the light on the front of my car"...

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Further to @Pete in Lincs's list above,  11. You can't lick your own elbow.

                                                                 12. You've probably just tried to.  

🙂   Regards, Jeff.

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