Circloy Posted October 17, 2023 Posted October 17, 2023 Mum rarely shortened names, you only knew you were in trouble if the last vowel was on a rising tone, was extended, or followed by "wait until your dad get home". In that order of severity. 3
psdavidson Posted October 20, 2023 Posted October 20, 2023 My 2024 New Year resolution is to help all my friends gain ten pounds so I look skinnier. 8
2996 Victor Posted October 21, 2023 Posted October 21, 2023 Been thinking it might be time for a change of profession. Just applied for a job hanging mirrors - I can see myself doing that.... 12
2996 Victor Posted October 22, 2023 Posted October 22, 2023 Had the strangest present delivered today. A friend sent me a mind- controlled abacus..... Not something I wanted - but it's the thought that counts. 1 6
Pete in Lincs Posted October 22, 2023 Posted October 22, 2023 I suspected that my friend had injured his hand. He asked what made me think that. I said it sticks out like a sore thumb. 6
2996 Victor Posted October 22, 2023 Posted October 22, 2023 I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink this morning. I'm in A&E now, waiting to be seen. 2 8
ArnoldAmbrose Posted October 26, 2023 Posted October 26, 2023 Gidday, it seems above to be a very economical usage of parking space. Any space above a vehicle is usually wasted anyway. Regards, Jeff. 5
Vince1159 Posted October 26, 2023 Posted October 26, 2023 Only thing wrong with that photo's it's a waste of a nice looking pickup... 1 1
Vince1159 Posted October 27, 2023 Posted October 27, 2023 14 hours ago, Pete in Lincs said: I heard something similar when i went to pick up parts for a garage except she said "it's for the light on the front of my car"... 2
Admiral Puff Posted October 27, 2023 Posted October 27, 2023 15 hours ago, Pete in Lincs said: Don't tell me, let me guess ... 2
ArnoldAmbrose Posted October 29, 2023 Posted October 29, 2023 Further to @Pete in Lincs's list above, 11. You can't lick your own elbow. 12. You've probably just tried to. 🙂 Regards, Jeff. 4
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