Kiwidave4 Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 If you say gullible really slowly it sounds like oranges. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jenko Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 3 hours ago, Kiwidave4 said: If you say gullible really slowly it sounds like oranges. That joke is a bit of a lemon. Glad you still have the zest for them. 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAF4EVER Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 1 hour ago, jenko said: That joke is a bit of a lemon. Glad you still have the zest for them. It has no appeel to me😈 7 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fnick Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 1 hour ago, RAF4EVER said: It has no appeel to me😈 Darn you just pipped me to that one... 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2996 Victor Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 6 hours ago, Kiwidave4 said: If you say gullible really slowly it sounds like oranges. 3 hours ago, jenko said: That joke is a bit of a lemon. Glad you still have the zest for them. 2 hours ago, RAF4EVER said: It has no appeel to me😈 20 minutes ago, Fnick said: Darn you just pipped me to that one... *collective GROAN* 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fnick Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 17 minutes ago, 2996 Victor said: *collective GROAN* I agree. Think we've squeezed the life out of those jokes 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bentwaters81tfw Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 definitely lost it's zest 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psdavidson Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 they've run out of juice 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2996 Victor Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 I just wish I could come up with a suitably pithy comment. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Puff Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 You'll starve, the lot of you! 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwidave4 Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 I have a couple of bumps on the top of my car battery. Sent them away for testing and one has come back positive. I hope its not terminal. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jenko Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 That's got to be the worst one yet ......................................... groooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bentwaters81tfw Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 definitely fell flat. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psdavidson Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 This'll run out of juice too 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullbasket Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 Don't know if I've already posted this one, but here it is (again). Two bats are hanging upside down on a branch. One asks the other, "Do you recall your worst day last year?" The other responds, "Yes, the day I had diarrhea!" John. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jenko Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 6 hours ago, Bullbasket said: Don't know if I've already posted this one, but here it is (again). Two bats are hanging upside down on a branch. One asks the other, "Do you recall your worst day last year?" The other responds, "Yes, the day I had diarrhea!" John. That's a sh*t joke. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAF4EVER Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 28 minutes ago, jenko said: That's a sh*t joke. That's the way bats cr*p😈 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwidave4 Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 Visited a farm the other day and while talking to the farmer I noticed he had a big barn full of feed. I said, "What's that for?" He said, "The cattle eat it." I said, "It must be a very hungry cat." 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AV O Posted December 23, 2022 Share Posted December 23, 2022 (edited) A cat as… (a) troph(y)… Edited December 23, 2022 by AV O 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psdavidson Posted December 23, 2022 Share Posted December 23, 2022 we could milk this one 'till the cows come home 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jenko Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 As it's Christmas.................... What's the difference between Snowmen and Snowwomen??? Snow balls. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevehnz Posted December 25, 2022 Share Posted December 25, 2022 Mrs Hnz read me out a notice from a community Facebook group this evening. "Please take care on the roads this Christmas, a lot of people are drinking to excess & letting their wives drive home" Steve. 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Puff Posted December 25, 2022 Share Posted December 25, 2022 If I'd said anything like that anywhere near my late wife, I wouldn't be here now to tell you about it ... 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete in Lincs Posted December 25, 2022 Share Posted December 25, 2022 Did you hear that the invisible man married the invisible woman? I don't know what she saw in him. Mind you, she was nothing to look at. And, I've never seen the kids out to play.... 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAF4EVER Posted December 25, 2022 Share Posted December 25, 2022 What has a Hazel nut in every bite? Squirrel https://youtu.be/ksxdrMPUAwk 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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