bentwaters81tfw Posted October 31, 2022 Share Posted October 31, 2022 I just had a knock on the door from the Jehova's Witnesses, so it must be! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spruecutter96 Posted October 31, 2022 Share Posted October 31, 2022 Did you let the light of the Lord in to your heart, as a result? I hear the Scientologists are also recruiting right now. Chris. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bentwaters81tfw Posted October 31, 2022 Author Share Posted October 31, 2022 No, my other imaginary friends would be upset. The voices told me so. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spruecutter96 Posted October 31, 2022 Share Posted October 31, 2022 1 minute ago, bentwaters81tfw said: The voices told me so. Always believe the voices! They are from the future and serve some seriously tasty breakfast-waffles.... Chris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macsporran Posted October 31, 2022 Share Posted October 31, 2022 Beware the door-knockers - it is not only The Word they spread! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr-Revenge Posted November 8, 2022 Share Posted November 8, 2022 I just slowly shut the door on them.... Once had a foot in the door to stop me shutting it so i just reopened it and shut it again with a puzzled look on my face until they moved their foot. Next one that comes over im going to try to sell them on pastafarianism and the Church of the flying spaghetti monster Ive even pre printed some flyers that live in the draw next to the front door! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogsbody Posted November 8, 2022 Share Posted November 8, 2022 I usually give those door-knockers my usual two-word, old Anglo-Saxon response! It works quite well at getting them off my doorstep. Chris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desert falcon Posted November 8, 2022 Share Posted November 8, 2022 My grandfather used to reply: "no thanks, we don't have a fireplace", obviously referring to the leaflets. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Robin Posted November 10, 2022 Share Posted November 10, 2022 I glued two pieces of old steel tube together. Added a foresight and when poked through the letterbox provoked the most wonderful exit scenes. Two grown prats in suits trying to get through the gate at the same time. Blood donor banners also work with the close cropped, suited god botherers. Regards, Pete Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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