colin Posted December 11, 2021 Share Posted December 11, 2021 12 hours ago, bootneck said: Why didn't I put the lights on this morning, instead of banging my toe on the bathroom door? Probably going to be less painful than the electric bill by next year I would think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackroadkill Posted December 11, 2021 Share Posted December 11, 2021 23 hours ago, JohnT said: I wish I hadn’t Why?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnT Posted December 11, 2021 Share Posted December 11, 2021 1 hour ago, jackroadkill said: Why?! Because I did and I ask “why? Oh why?” Over and over 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LorenSharp Posted December 14, 2021 Share Posted December 14, 2021 Why do we say "heads up" when we should "duck"? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Circloy Posted December 14, 2021 Share Posted December 14, 2021 As I get older I see more and more reports concerning the deaths of members of groups I was familiar with in the past and wonder 'Why haven't I seen any reports linked to Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LorenSharp Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 17 hours ago, Circloy said: As I get older I see more and more reports concerning the deaths of members of groups I was familiar with in the past and wonder 'Why haven't I seen any reports linked to Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs?' Last I heard they all moved to South America in the 60's and formed a commune. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LorenSharp Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? Is it because it's pointless? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Knight Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 Two parter; Why am I so inept in labelling my storage boxes? Why am I so inept at keeping a good record of what's in my storage boxes? Explain; last week I spent, literally, hours looking for a certain size, shape and style of box containing fleece and other materials which I needed. I couldn't find it so I ordered a new piece of fleece. Friday, I had to clear my hall for the gas-man to service the boiler. I moved boxes. One large red box said 'scrap kits'. Its a bit heavy. I opened it and there was the fleece! A further search found the 'fleece' box with the scrap kits but un labelled. I'd swopped the contents over. But my spread sheet for kits still said, 'scrap kits - big red box, in hall' All corrected now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullbasket Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 Why do we need two threads in the Chat section, which basically, are about the same thing. John. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LorenSharp Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 so we can chat in stereo 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vince1159 Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 I'll put my headphones on... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LorenSharp Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 If #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it # 2? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackroadkill Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 Why did I not exercise more restraint when perusing eBay this evening? I mean, I didn't previously own an academy G-14, and £10.06 was a very good price, but why, modelling deities of your choice, WHY? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LorenSharp Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 Because you task them. And they shall have you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Circloy Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 (edited) Lidl - Why only Christmas themed Sandwiches? Didn't you stop to think that we're going to get enough Turkey, Stuffing, cranberry's etc in five days time to last us until next Dec. Edited December 20, 2021 by Circloy spelling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jenko Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 (edited) Wye A small village in Kent .... near Ashford Dick Edited December 20, 2021 by jenko 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Ian- Posted December 21, 2021 Share Posted December 21, 2021 Why? Why? Why? Delilah 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bentwaters81tfw Posted December 21, 2021 Share Posted December 21, 2021 that's not unusual Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NigelD Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 Why does Chris Witty not blink once during his latest COVID public information film on TV? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bentwaters81tfw Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 He has eyes like a shark: Cold, black, unblinking. I noticed that the first time he was wheeled out as an 'expert' Why can't we have a proper expert who knows is job and doesn't speak in tongues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKrypton Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 On 12/18/2021 at 12:23 PM, LorenSharp said: If #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it # 2? Being #2 makes you keep trying a little bit harder... cheers, Graham 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LorenSharp Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 The #2 Pencil is the Avis Car Rental of drawing. If you catch that reference... You're Ancient! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackroadkill Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 20 hours ago, bentwaters81tfw said: Why can't we have a proper expert who knows is job and doesn't speak in tongues. I think it's because he's a medical expert and not a PR expert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnT Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 Why doesn’t the second hand price of some old clunker models fall through the floor when a new mould comes out? Eg the 1/32 Revell Mirage 111 and Italeri new mould. I would have guessed you would struggle to give an old Revell one away. I must be missing something 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrahamS Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 Why, when you select subtitles on the tv, are they displayed in the middle of the screen. A foreign language film has the subtitles displayed at the bottom, so why aren’t they? Graham Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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