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5 hours ago, Beermonster1958 said:

Try asking for a triple fried egg butty with chili sauce and chutney!

 

The choice of champions!  My brother makes the best version of that butty known to man.  In the early 1990's it was christened the "H Custom Bap" and has gone by that name ever since.

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Why do fish finger sandwiches now need 5 fingers instead of the regulation 4 of yesterday, to cover the bread slice ?

 

🐠🐟🐟🐠

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On 02/12/2021 at 19:25, Circloy said:

Why do cats lick them

 

of course the latin alphabet begs 2 questions:

 

X. Y?

Y Z?

 

 

Dogs lick themselves too,and humans after! Why?

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11 hours ago, Paul J said:

Dogs lick themselves too,and humans after! Why?

 

As in my post on the second page:

 

Why will an old dog lay in the sun and lick his genitals?

 

 

 

Because he can.

 

 

 

 

Chris

 

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19 hours ago, dogsbody said:

 

As in my post on the second page:

 

Why will an old dog lay in the sun and lick his genitals?

 

 

 

Because he can.

 

 

 

 

Chris

 

That reminds me of the Jasper Carrott sketch where he very nervously met his girlfriend’s parents for the first time. The girlfriend’s dog was doing just that and Jasper said “I wish I could do that”.

 

To which the father replied “Give him a biscuit and he’ll let you.”

 

Graham

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What is it with the trend in new and refurbished properties to have the kitchen, dining room and lounge all in the same room?

 

What with my cooking skills and the wife being Thai (chicken feet…. 🤮🤮🤮) I’d prefer to have a kitchen at the bottom of someone else’s garden.

 

Why not go the whole hog and have the loo next to the telly?

 

Graham

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Why can’t the HMRC get my tax code right each year despite little or no change in my income without me having to phone them up to talk to some newly employed student to talk through his algorithm?

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Why is it that when I'm on the internet browsing, visiting BM et cetera I only get about 3 spam emails per 24 hours but when I go away for a couple of days I find about 50 spam emails in the spam box when I get back?

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Here's another one. A TV adverts mini rant (again). There used to be something called 'Target Audience', No longer it seems.

It;s Sunday evening. The Vicar of Dibley is on Gold. A VW advert comes on. The musical theme is Rap. No idea what the car was.

Now, How many people who actually like Rap will be watching this programme at this time. How many rap enthusiasts can afford this car?

So, expensive advert, resulting in how many actual sales I wonder.

Oh, and the next advert was for Kellogs. Apparently they make Breakfast cereal. Who knew. 

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