brianthemodeller Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 Why does it always start to rain when I need to jobs outside? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Swindell Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 28 minutes ago, IanHx said: Why does the packet of airline peanuts say "caution : may contain nuts" ? Cos occasionally there is a packet with more than one nut in it! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogsbody Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 YMCA? Chris 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Ian- Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 1 hour ago, IanHx said: Why does the packet of airline peanuts say "caution : may contain nuts" ? Peanuts aren't really nuts, so not as silly as it sounds. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete in Lincs Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 13 minutes ago, -Ian- said: Peanuts aren't really nuts, All these years they've bean fooling us! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IanHx Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 30 minutes ago, -Ian- said: Peanuts aren't really nuts, True.... 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackroadkill Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 26 minutes ago, Pete in Lincs said: All these years they've bean fooling us! Worse than that, they've been taking the pea! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julien Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 6 hours ago, bootneck said: Why do non-pensioners go out as a whole, umbilically-attached, family group; walking five across along the pavements; blocking aisles and dawdle around supermarkets and shopping malls on the weekend? why do pensioners go shopping at peak periods for everyone else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bentwaters81tfw Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 57 minutes ago, Julien said: why do pensioners go shopping at peak periods for everyone else? Because we can! 4 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Knight Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 Why do I have so many models in my stock? Why do I have so little time left to get certain things made for Chrissie prezzies? Why have I not finished making that book bag for no.1 dottir, which I started early last year ? Why is the artist Rembrandt known by his first name unlike all other famous painters known by their last name? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viking Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 Why isn't 'Abbreviation' a shorter word? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alt-92 Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 19 hours ago, Black Knight said: Why is the artist Rembrandt known by his first name unlike all other famous painters known by their last name? Because his full name is Rembrandt (or Rembrant) Harmenszoon (or Hermensz) van Rijn (or van Rhijn, or van Rhyn). Now say that fast 10x 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr T Posted December 7, 2021 Share Posted December 7, 2021 Talking with a friend and we both wondered why our respective spouses never seem to answer their mobile (cell) phones. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackroadkill Posted December 7, 2021 Share Posted December 7, 2021 Why do I kid myself that this time the cockpit detail will look amazing and that I will be able to see it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LorenSharp Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 Why do we press harder on the remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Headroom Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 8 minutes ago, LorenSharp said: Why do we press harder on the remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? Or the button on a pelican crossing or lift when someone has already done so? Trevor 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LorenSharp Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 5 minutes ago, Max Headroom said: Or the button on a pelican crossing or lift when someone has already done so? Trevor Same as why do we drive on parkways, but park in driveways? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatfingers Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 Why do we get in a car but on a bus? Regards, Steve 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LorenSharp Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 t 2 minutes ago, fatfingers said: Why do we get in a car but on a bus? Regards, Steve I'll see your bus and raise you.... Why are you "in" a movie, but "on" a TV? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackroadkill Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 Why is it a party if it didn't happen? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 36 minutes ago, jackroadkill said: Why is it a party if it didn't happen? Let's not go there, eh? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasacop Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAF4EVER Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 Why is space infinite? Why is mankind on this planet? Why are you reading this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bootneck Posted December 10, 2021 Author Share Posted December 10, 2021 Why are you asking? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAF4EVER Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 Why are you replying? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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