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What's the difference between a lead vocalist and God?

    - - -  God doesn't think he' s a lead vocalist

 

How can you tell if a lead vocalist is at the door?

    - - -  He can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in

 

How many lead vocalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

    - - -  One. He just holds on and the world revolves around him

 

How does a lead vocalist sing a scale?

    - - -  Do, Re, Mi, Me, Me, Me, Me ME!

 

What's the difference between a lead vocalist and a puppy?
    - - -  Eventually the puppy stops whining

 

Simon.

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How can you tell when the drum riser's level?

Drool runs out of both sides of the drummer's mouth

 

 

What's the different between a drummer and a chiropodist?

A chiropodist bucks up your feet.

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Choir singers will nod their heads with recognition at this one:

 

You are driving along a straight road at high speed, and ahead you notice a choir conductor and accompanist walking along the side of the road. Which do you run over first?

 

The accompanist of course. Business before pleasure.

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