Spookytooth 11,166 Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 What's the difference between a lead vocalist and God? - - - God doesn't think he' s a lead vocalist How can you tell if a lead vocalist is at the door? - - - He can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in How many lead vocalists does it take to change a lightbulb? - - - One. He just holds on and the world revolves around him How does a lead vocalist sing a scale? - - - Do, Re, Mi, Me, Me, Me, Me ME! What's the difference between a lead vocalist and a puppy? - - - Eventually the puppy stops whining Simon. 10 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Circloy 265 Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 Is it true that musicians with limited skills can only get So Fa? 4 Link to post Share on other sites
stringbag 1,402 Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 3 hours ago, Circloy said: Is it true that musicians with limited skills can only get So Fa? Doh !!! 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Alex Gordon 1,869 Posted November 18, 2020 Share Posted November 18, 2020 What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
593jones 1,219 Posted November 18, 2020 Share Posted November 18, 2020 What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine? With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
-Ian- 260 Posted November 18, 2020 Share Posted November 18, 2020 (edited) How can you tell when the drum riser's level? Drool runs out of both sides of the drummer's mouth What's the different between a drummer and a chiropodist? A chiropodist bucks up your feet. Edited November 18, 2020 by -Ian- 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Admiral Puff 2,185 Posted November 18, 2020 Share Posted November 18, 2020 Like everyone, you're following the bass player. It's just that he's lost, too ... 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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Uncle Pete 1,508 Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 When I was music director on a cruise ship... 7 Link to post Share on other sites
Truro Model Builder 5,315 Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 Choir singers will nod their heads with recognition at this one: You are driving along a straight road at high speed, and ahead you notice a choir conductor and accompanist walking along the side of the road. Which do you run over first? The accompanist of course. Business before pleasure. Link to post Share on other sites
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