2021 GB Bunfight Poll

[Enzo the Magnificent]

7 hours ago, wimbledon99 said:

I'd be more than happy, happy happy happy with a Kylie version !!

You should be so lucky...

[Marklo]

On 12/26/2020 at 3:39 PM, Enzo Matrix said:

Erwin Schrodinger was driving along when he got pulled over by the police.  After after looking at his driving licence, the policeman asked hm what he had in the boot of his car.

 

Schrodinger replied "A cat". 

 

The policeman asked him to open the boot catch. Schrodinger did so and the policeman opened the boot.   "This cat is dead!" he exclaimed.

I just have to add the Heisenberg joke.  

Heisenberg is driving down the road at speed and is pulled over by the police . He is asked to show his licence etc, after which the policeman says ‘mr  Heisenberg Do you know how fast you were going’ to which Heisenberg replies ‘ no but I know exactly where I am’

[Enzo the Magnificent]

3 hours ago, Marklo said:

I just have to add the Heisenberg joke. 

 

Feynman, Einstein and Schrödinger walk into a bar. Feynman says, “It appears we're inside a joke.” Einstein replies, “But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously.” To which Schrödinger says, “If someone's looking in the window, I'm leaving."

[Marklo]

Oh yes, the joys of Quantum physics.  Not sure I entirely agree with the Copenhagen thing, but then again it does make the maths work.  Now try and get your heads around string theory. 
 

Alan Dean Foster does actually use it in one of the latter Pip and Flinx books btw so it’s starting (albeit slowly) to work it’s way into popular culture.

[CliffB]

These jokes are all getting a bit beyond me now.  Did Feynman, Einstein and Schrödinger not have anything to say about bottom burps?

[TonyOD]

Paddy is being interviewed for a job on a building site. The foreman interviewing him assumes that because he's Irish he won't be that bright.

 

"I'm not convinced you're the man for the job Mr Murphy," he says. "I mean, I bet you can't even tell me the difference between a girder and a joist."

 

"Well," says Paddy, "Goethe wrote Faust, and Joyce wrote Ulysses."

Edited February 5, 2021 by TonyOD