psdavidson Posted October 30, 2022 Posted October 30, 2022 I really like the word "much" It means a lot to me 6
Pete Robin Posted November 1, 2022 Posted November 1, 2022 Finished my jigsaw, only took a day. Hah, it said 3 to 4 years on the box. Byeeeee 7
pigsty Posted November 2, 2022 Posted November 2, 2022 Are people born with photographic memories, or do they take time to develop? 4 6
Dave Swindell Posted November 3, 2022 Posted November 3, 2022 14 hours ago, pigsty said: Are people born with photographic memories, or do they take time to develop? Only if they stay focused! 1 3
Silenoz Posted November 3, 2022 Posted November 3, 2022 I don't know, but I'm sure it's imprinted somehow 1
Dave Swindell Posted November 3, 2022 Posted November 3, 2022 1 minute ago, bentwaters81tfw said: don't be so negative It's not black & white..... 1
psdavidson Posted November 3, 2022 Posted November 3, 2022 A man walks into a timber yard and asks for some two-by-fours. The owner asks, "How long do you need them?" The man answers, "A long time. We're gonna build a house." 1 7
pigsty Posted November 4, 2022 Posted November 4, 2022 Leprosy seems to be getting less and less popular - in fact, it's really dropping off. 4
Admiral Puff Posted November 4, 2022 Posted November 4, 2022 Which brings to mind the leper playing poker - not doing at all well, so he threw his hand in ... 4
Welkin Posted November 10, 2022 Posted November 10, 2022 I went into a pet shop. I said, “Can I buy a goldfish?” The guy said, “Do you want an aquarium?” I said, “I don’t care what star sign it is!” 5
Welkin Posted November 10, 2022 Posted November 10, 2022 What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same middle name! 4
Pete in Lincs Posted November 10, 2022 Posted November 10, 2022 I just ordered a new mattress, but I can't remember if I ticked the box for memory foam. 1 6
Pete Robin Posted November 10, 2022 Posted November 10, 2022 4 hours ago, Pete in Lincs said: I just ordered a new mattress, but I can't remember if I ticked the box for memory foam. My memory foam pillow got Alzheimer's! The bugger went flat first night I used it. Couldn't get a refund on it either. Thank you, back to the funnies, Pete 3
Pete Robin Posted November 17, 2022 Posted November 17, 2022 I had a go at cage fighting this weekend. Nobody told me those damned Budgies were vicious! Regards Pete 3
stever219 Posted November 17, 2022 Posted November 17, 2022 On 11/10/2022 at 3:12 PM, RAF4EVER said: You forgot Ivan the Terrible😈 And Attila the Hun. 1 1
Spookytooth Posted November 18, 2022 Posted November 18, 2022 I got a lift to the eleventh floor, and as I got out, the operator said "Have a good day, son." "Don't call me son," I said. "You're not my dad." He scratched his head, "No, but I brought you up, didn't I?" Simon. 8
GordonD Posted November 21, 2022 Posted November 21, 2022 Took the wife to the pub last night. I sat her down and put a whisky in front of her. She took a sip, screwed up her face in disgust and said, "That's awful!" "Exactly," I told her. "And you think I'm in here every night ENJOYING MYSELF!" 8
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