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Short CLEAN Jokes IV -Just when you thought it couldn't get any worser

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On 10/20/2022 at 7:20 PM, pigsty said:

A priest, an imam and a rabbit all go to give blood.  Before they start, the nurse asks them if they know what blood group they are.

"A negative", the priest says confidently.

"AB", says the imam.

"I'm not sure," says the rabbit, "but I think I might be a type O."



It finally cut through. Is this rab missing a bit @pigsty?

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A man walks into a timber yard and asks for some two-by-fours. 
The owner asks, "How long do you need them?" 
The man answers, "A long time. We're gonna build a house." 

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4 hours ago, Pete in Lincs said:

I just ordered a new mattress, but I can't remember if I ticked the box for memory foam.

My memory foam pillow got Alzheimer's! The bugger went flat first night I used it. Couldn't get a refund on it either.


Thank you, back to the funnies,




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I got a lift to the eleventh floor, and as I got out, the operator said "Have a good day, son."

"Don't call me son," I said. "You're not my dad."

He scratched his head, "No, but I brought you up, didn't I?"





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