JohnT Posted October 28, 2022 Share Posted October 28, 2022 OOps https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-63423811 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sinnerboy Posted October 28, 2022 Share Posted October 28, 2022 39 minutes ago, JohnT said: OOps https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-63423811 Pretty obvious really 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psdavidson Posted October 30, 2022 Share Posted October 30, 2022 I really like the word "much" It means a lot to me 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Robin Posted November 1, 2022 Share Posted November 1, 2022 Finished my jigsaw, only took a day. Hah, it said 3 to 4 years on the box. Byeeeee 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pigsty Posted November 2, 2022 Share Posted November 2, 2022 Are people born with photographic memories, or do they take time to develop? 4 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Swindell Posted November 3, 2022 Share Posted November 3, 2022 14 hours ago, pigsty said: Are people born with photographic memories, or do they take time to develop? Only if they stay focused! 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silenoz Posted November 3, 2022 Share Posted November 3, 2022 I don't know, but I'm sure it's imprinted somehow 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bentwaters81tfw Posted November 3, 2022 Share Posted November 3, 2022 don't be so negative 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Swindell Posted November 3, 2022 Share Posted November 3, 2022 1 minute ago, bentwaters81tfw said: don't be so negative It's not black & white..... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psdavidson Posted November 3, 2022 Share Posted November 3, 2022 A man walks into a timber yard and asks for some two-by-fours. The owner asks, "How long do you need them?" The man answers, "A long time. We're gonna build a house." 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pigsty Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 Leprosy seems to be getting less and less popular - in fact, it's really dropping off. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Puff Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 Which brings to mind the leper playing poker - not doing at all well, so he threw his hand in ... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welkin Posted November 10, 2022 Share Posted November 10, 2022 I went into a pet shop. I said, “Can I buy a goldfish?” The guy said, “Do you want an aquarium?” I said, “I don’t care what star sign it is!” 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welkin Posted November 10, 2022 Share Posted November 10, 2022 What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same middle name! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAF4EVER Posted November 10, 2022 Share Posted November 10, 2022 You forgot Ivan the Terrible😈 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete in Lincs Posted November 10, 2022 Share Posted November 10, 2022 I just ordered a new mattress, but I can't remember if I ticked the box for memory foam. 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Robin Posted November 10, 2022 Share Posted November 10, 2022 4 hours ago, Pete in Lincs said: I just ordered a new mattress, but I can't remember if I ticked the box for memory foam. My memory foam pillow got Alzheimer's! The bugger went flat first night I used it. Couldn't get a refund on it either. Thank you, back to the funnies, Pete 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete in Lincs Posted November 12, 2022 Share Posted November 12, 2022 1 18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pete Robin Posted November 17, 2022 Share Posted November 17, 2022 I had a go at cage fighting this weekend. Nobody told me those damned Budgies were vicious! Regards Pete 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stever219 Posted November 17, 2022 Share Posted November 17, 2022 On 11/10/2022 at 3:12 PM, RAF4EVER said: You forgot Ivan the Terrible😈 And Attila the Hun. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spookytooth Posted November 18, 2022 Share Posted November 18, 2022 I got a lift to the eleventh floor, and as I got out, the operator said "Have a good day, son." "Don't call me son," I said. "You're not my dad." He scratched his head, "No, but I brought you up, didn't I?" Simon. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 21, 2022 Share Posted November 21, 2022 Took the wife to the pub last night. I sat her down and put a whisky in front of her. She took a sip, screwed up her face in disgust and said, "That's awful!" "Exactly," I told her. "And you think I'm in here every night ENJOYING MYSELF!" 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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