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Short CLEAN Jokes IV -Just when you thought it couldn't get any worser


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On 11/22/2021 at 7:18 PM, Bertie Psmith said:

A bloke went to a barber's shop and asked for a David Beckham cut. Half an hour later his hair was a complete mess, all tufty and sticking out all over. "That's not how David Beckham has his hair cut!" he said.

 

"It would be if he came here." said the barber

 

A bloke went to a barber's shop and asked for a Tony Curtis cut. (It's an old joke.) He fell asleep and when he woke up he was completely bald.  "That's not how Tony Curtis has his hair cut!" he said.

 

"Yes it is," said the barber, "I've seen 'The King And I' fifteen times." 

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On 1/8/2022 at 6:18 PM, pigsty said:

I'm going to start a business specialising in cleaning toothpaste specks off bathroom mirrors.  It's a job I can see myself doing.

But if you make a mess of it will you be able to look yourself in the face?

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2 hours ago, pigsty said:

According to the news that chap who's just had a transplant from a pig isn't all that happy about it.

 

He said "It's bacon, my heart." 

 

I'm glad it went well and the surgeons didn't make a pigs ear of it.

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3 hours ago, Pete in Lincs said:

How do Dragons blow out candles?

 

3 hours ago, Dave Swindell said:

Bit like fighting fire with fire eh?

 

I this what they call a flame out ???  :jump_fire:

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I asked a supermarket worker where I could find the tinned pears and she said, "I'll see.", and walked away.

 

She did not re-appear so when I saw another staff member I asked him and he said, "I'll see.", and walked away.

 

At that point I decided to just look for them myself. I eventually found them in Aisle C.

 

 

 

 

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