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Short CLEAN Jokes IV -Just when you thought it couldn't get any worser


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6 hours ago, Bullbasket said:

Two bats are hanging upside down on a branch. One asks the other, "Do you recall your worst day last year?" The other responds, "Yes, the day I had diarrhea!"

 

That's a joke that will run and run!

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Two vampire bats are hanging about as bats tend to do. One notices that his companion has blood all around his mouth and face.

"Wow, where did you get all that blood, you lucky thing?"

"You see that tree over there?"

"Yes"

"Well I didn't!"

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11 hours ago, NigelD said:

Two vampire bats are hanging about as bats tend to do. One notices that his companion has blood all around his mouth and face.

"Wow, where did you get all that blood, you lucky thing?"

"You see that tree over there?"

"Yes"

"Well I didn't!"


didnt hear it either :D

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23 hours ago, Pete in Lincs said:

For sale, small quantity of the new Airfix Snowman kit. Unassembled. Prices frozen until the Spring.

 

(Well it's cold enough, so I thought I'd go for it).

Shipping delays - Now expected July/August. Expect mis-molded parts & new waterproof packing.

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