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10 hours ago, Kiwidave4 said:

What do you call a lady who can balance two cans of Fosters Lager on her nose?

 

Beatrix.

But what about if she’s playing snooker at the same time?

 

Beatrix Potter!!!

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What do you call a man without a spade on his head?

Douglas.

 

What do you call a man with a crane on his head?

Derek.

 

What do you call a man who’s always there when you need him?

Andy.

 

What do you call a man in a brown paper suit?

Russell.

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Have been having problems recently dropping off at night so I went to the doctors.

 

He diagnosed Insomnia so we discused a number of options including their benefits & side effects.

 

At the end he asked for a decision.

 

I told him it was a lot to take in all at once & what I realy needed was to go home and sleep on it

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2 hours ago, Circloy said:

Have been having problems recently dropping off at night so I went to the doctors.

 

He diagnosed Insomnia so we discused a number of options including their benefits & side effects.

 

At the end he asked for a decision.

 

I told him it was a lot to take in all at once & what I realy needed was to go home and sleep on it

 

 

You should try putting your bed at the top of a cliff....eventually you will drop off.

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34 minutes ago, Kiwidave4 said:

 

 

You should try putting your bed at the top of a cliff....eventually you will drop off.

Lying on the edge of the bed is usually sufficient. 

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