Pete in Lincs Posted September 25, 2020 Share Posted September 25, 2020 1 minute ago, general melchett said: I shall review the tapes on my return. Wear the welding goggles. Just in case. (Yes, I know what the therapist told you. But in this case it could be justified). 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corsaircorp Posted September 25, 2020 Share Posted September 25, 2020 7 minutes ago, general melchett said: I would like to state for the record that I have not gone on hols with the tentacled one, just couldn’t run the risk. Darling is looking after the stately pile in my absence, someone has to tend the regimental llama and water the servants. If he’s aimlessly wondering around the gaff in his thunderpants then by Odin’s Nordic codpiece, he’ll pay dearly for it...I shall review the tapes on my return. Guys !! What about replacing the goat by a regimental lama ??? And organizing another Chilli race ?? @The Spadgent will surely act as a judge for the race... Don't you worry his generalship, we gonna take care of your regimental pet... CC 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunny Posted September 25, 2020 Share Posted September 25, 2020 6 hours ago, corsaircorp said: Of course !! There is some room in here, Then I found the keys of the MVS ships... Poor parrot, Where is he going... Maybe the beast has in mind to find a pirate ship... That could possibly be quieter than a Bm'ers party... Don't you worry for the goat, the chilli enthusiast puffin has been quarantined too... These hot jallapenos pepper gave him such a hot blood that he has been charged of Covid related act of terrorism.... Jailed for at least 40 days at Dulles airport.... Now I found a couple of luminescent pink floyds out from Chernobyl... They seem to fit for the job... More to come soon !! The backdoor is open, I added 3 fridges for the beers and rocket fuel... @Space Ranger the flying saucer is gone, so, you can land in the backyard but do not burn the flowers... @Dunny and @bigbadbadge will surely show up with their favourite pets... That will great !! I go to Portsmouth to pick up the rustled sheeps... Saved from Wales.. We hijacked @Pete in Lincs 's truck, another great gesture !! See you soon ! CC Did someone say partay? Mine's I pint of creme de menthe. And here's my hippocrocapig... 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corsaircorp Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 11 hours ago, Dunny said: Did someone say partay? Mine's I pint of creme de menthe. And here's my hippocrocapig... You're welcome Gentle Lady !! I hope that she will not have an affair with @keefr22's T Rex. CC 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corsaircorp Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 Hey Dear tentacled one !! I don't remember because it was a foggy night at Martian tower... around 03Am someone has a great and brilliant idea... Now, was it Chris or Pete or Ian or even me... We offer a Bain de Jouvence for Sarah Jane... Look !! It was a pice of luck that we all get some RAF trainer Yellow paint jars... But we run short of RAF Night, it's ordered at Big H so we will finish the job... We found your collection of centerfolds in the garage but it was not great for masking... Now I hope that you like it exotic because there is now a lot asiatic and african dames.... Letr me know if do not matter too much... Sincerely. CC 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perdu Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 18 hours ago, general melchett said: I would like to state for the record that I have not gone on hols with the tentacled one, just couldn’t run the risk. Darling is looking after the stately pile in my absence, someone has to tend the regimental llama and water the servants. If he’s aimlessly wondering around the gaff in his thunderpants then by Odin’s Nordic codpiece, he’ll pay dearly for it...I shall review the tapes on my return. Some days one feels a faint, vague pity for Darling... Then reality blooms. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Ranger Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 17 hours ago, Dunny said: Did someone say partay? Mine's I pint of creme de menthe. And here's my hippocrocapig... Hmm. Greatly resembles a native of the planet Fornax, where I and my crew were recently quarantined. Not the most pleasant life form to meet in a dark alley. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete in Lincs Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 Endangered species. As are Martians, come to think of it. Give two pounds a month to save the Martians. Your money will be used to send the annoying TV person of your choice to Mars. Your free gift will be a picture of Martian to colour in*, and what might be a Martian toenail clipping, encased in a Starfix canopy. *Crayons not supplied. If crayons are consumed, wash out mouth with any old European beer of your choice. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Spadgent Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 On 9/25/2020 at 8:44 PM, corsaircorp said: Guys !! What about replacing the goat by a regimental lama ??? And organizing another Chilli race ?? @The Spadgent will surely act as a judge for the race... Hells bells what’s going on here then? I was just admiring the flappery. 🤪 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fjaweijfopi4j48 Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 This thread is one of those things regarding modeling that they definitely don't teach you about at the Shaolin Modeling Monastery. At least poor Master Po can't read this, so we save him the shame.... Oh, the humanity! (or is it Oh, the Martianity?) 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fjaweijfopi4j48 Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 4 hours ago, Space Ranger said: Not the most pleasant life form to meet in a dark alley. Shush! I would be careful if I were you regarding that comment... (I think the Martian dated it in his young years -that is in the incubator-) 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corsaircorp Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 22 minutes ago, Moa said: Shush! I would be careful if I were you regarding that comment... (I think the Martian dated it in his young years -that is in the incubator-) Oh Did he told it to you too ?? 1 hour ago, The Spadgent said: Hells bells what’s going on here then? I was just admiring the flappery. 🤪 Martian is on Hols, His generalship was on charge... But he is on hols too... They choose to trust me for the hollyday party... C'mon Spad... Well !! This evening, we get at Blakes domestic store in order to fix our... Let's say over enthusiastic job of the late night... We bought a lot of masking tape... And as we get to the harbour.... How should we say.... At night we've been more than over enthusiastic... We strolled past it, innocently whistling.... And here is the finished job Now, we are waiting for the Irish gang to show up... I mean @TheBaron, He will come with very good masking and then we can add the roundels... @Marklo will surely join the happy band... I hope that will make our dear Martian happy !! He will be proud to show up in Scotland with Sarah Jane so nicely decorated !! Sincerely. CC 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Spadgent Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 7 minutes ago, corsaircorp said: Martian is on Hols, His generalship was on charge... But he is on hols too... They choose to trust me for the hollyday party... C'mon Spad... Ahhhhh I seeeeee. This explains everything. 🤪 curry and stripes on the agenda I see. 🤣😀 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fjaweijfopi4j48 Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 11 minutes ago, corsaircorp said: Oh Did he told it to you too ?? Well, only when he's drunk... that is 34,007,456 times already. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaron Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 On 9/25/2020 at 7:35 AM, Martian said: I am going to need the mother and father of stiff drinks when I get back. I see several pints of Gargleblaster in your future on the evidence here.... 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonH Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 What a party!! I never realised that llama tasted so much like chicken. Too much to drink, all I can see is stripes. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete in Lincs Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 You should see what someone did to the Zebra! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perdu Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 2 hours ago, Pete in Lincs said: You should see what someone did to the Zebra! I think three different Day-glos looks rather good, not convinced the hob nailed wellingtons was a good idea. Superglued on 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonH Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 I seem to have acquired a tattoo during the recent festivities. Really not sure what it is but I certainly didn't want it there! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corsaircorp Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 6 hours ago, DonH said: What a party!! I never realised that llama tasted so much like chicken. Too much to drink, all I can see is stripes. Sooooo !! I told myself that the bits of meat were a bit large for a chicken.... Don't know if the @general melchett included that when he told about "taking good care of the regimental llama" Finding another llama of almost the same colour now.... Knowing his reaction about Speckled Jim, I fear for the future.... I search the interweb for a llama... This night let's eat the zebra and the dayglo pink floyds from Chernobyl.... CC 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corsaircorp Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 1 hour ago, DonH said: I seem to have acquired a tattoo during the recent festivities. Really not sure what it is but I certainly didn't want it there! I'm quite sure that you will surely not know what it is.... 3 hours ago, perdu said: I think three different Day-glos looks rather good, not convinced the hob nailed wellingtons was a good idea. Superglued on Is the flashlight on the zebra's head your idea ?? If it is'nt you, it's surely me.... AA one day, AA for life... See Sarah Jane has a AA look now.... We gonna say that if the Martian start barking about any TT Sig.... 13 hours ago, TheBaron said: I see several pints of Gargleblaster in your future on the evidence here.... I don't think that will be enough.... Did you have the silouhette masks for the roundels... On second toughts, we gonna wait for the roundels... Where are the Excedrine ??? Ooooh Lord... CC 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete in Lincs Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 27 minutes ago, corsaircorp said: On second toughts, we gonna wait for the roundels... Oh, NOW you're having second thoughts? It's a bit late for that. It was your idea to tint Sarah Janes windows with Tamiya smoke. Wasn't it? And the Chimay in the gearbox for extra zip? Now that was silly! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunny Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 (edited) Edited Edited September 27, 2020 by Dunny Potentially controversial 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corsaircorp Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 1 hour ago, Pete in Lincs said: Oh, NOW you're having second thoughts? It's a bit late for that. It was your idea to tint Sarah Janes windows with Tamiya smoke. Wasn't it? And the Chimay in the gearbox for extra zip? Now that was silly! Sure but seeing the beer froth getting out from the rear axle was pretty funny... Then now, the gearbox is extra clean... Are we cleaning the paint on the zebra's skin before doing an extra seat cushion for Sarah Jane's seats ??? CC 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corsaircorp Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 Huh @Terry1954, I need your help... We urgently need a llama... Do you know a place in Dorset where we could borrow one ??? Where is this 🤬🤬🤬 crocodile now ??? CC 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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